1 00:00:00,351 --> 00:00:03,101 (waves crashing) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:06,943 --> 00:00:10,026 (bat wings flapping) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:19,982 --> 00:00:22,482 (eerie music) 6 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:17,072 (slow piano tune) 7 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,951 - Well honey, I hope you're comfortable. 8 00:01:41,951 --> 00:01:45,754 I realize you might be a little cold, 9 00:01:45,754 --> 00:01:47,421 but don't you worry. 10 00:01:48,838 --> 00:01:52,588 I'm sure it's plenty warm where you're going. 11 00:01:54,607 --> 00:01:57,857 All I gotta say is, good luck to Satan. 12 00:01:58,766 --> 00:02:02,933 That poor son of a bitch has to deal with your nagging ass. 13 00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:09,847 You won't be needing these anymore. 14 00:02:09,847 --> 00:02:12,930 (quick chiming tune) 15 00:02:23,146 --> 00:02:25,091 Consider us divorced. 16 00:02:25,091 --> 00:02:27,508 (eerie tune) 17 00:02:30,736 --> 00:02:31,903 What the hell? 18 00:02:33,799 --> 00:02:36,132 (explosion) 19 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:43,744 What the hell is that? 20 00:02:43,744 --> 00:02:45,994 (grunting) 21 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,642 (sniffing) 22 00:02:52,642 --> 00:02:55,225 Wow, that's some kind of smoke. 23 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:00,873 (laughing) 24 00:03:03,773 --> 00:03:06,690 (excited mumbling) 25 00:03:08,508 --> 00:03:09,341 Oh wow. 26 00:03:11,564 --> 00:03:14,653 (quick upbeat tune) 27 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,486 Oh wow. 28 00:03:20,168 --> 00:03:22,418 (grunting) 29 00:03:27,936 --> 00:03:28,769 Mmmm. 30 00:03:32,536 --> 00:03:34,472 (laughing) 31 00:03:34,472 --> 00:03:36,305 Oh, wow, look at that. 32 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,469 That's no meteor. 33 00:03:41,469 --> 00:03:43,686 (electric charges) 34 00:03:43,686 --> 00:03:45,936 (grunting) 35 00:03:52,502 --> 00:03:53,335 Whoa. 36 00:04:05,247 --> 00:04:06,222 Well, well. 37 00:04:06,222 --> 00:04:08,972 (dramatic music) 38 00:04:17,651 --> 00:04:19,159 Whoa, wow. 39 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,909 (dramatic music) 40 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:30,093 This is the luckiest day of my life. 41 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:33,662 (chiming music) 42 00:04:40,365 --> 00:04:41,198 Wow, wow. 43 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:43,982 Look at you. 44 00:04:43,982 --> 00:04:45,565 You are incredible. 45 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,323 Whoa, you are wow. 46 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,325 Wow. 47 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,006 You are great. 48 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:56,173 (smooth trumpet tune) 49 00:04:57,449 --> 00:05:00,032 (upbeat music) 50 00:05:01,681 --> 00:05:04,681 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no 51 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:09,615 ♫ No, no, no, no, no, oh 52 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:13,505 ♫ In the morning, in the night 53 00:05:13,505 --> 00:05:16,070 ♫ When I don't feel so right 54 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,516 ♫ Up through the misty haze, 55 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:21,623 ♫ The green all grinding up my days 56 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:24,031 ♫ Have a smoke to clear my mind 57 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,685 ♫ Just a puff to help unwind 58 00:05:26,685 --> 00:05:29,196 ♫ Everywhere I go, I take it 59 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:32,740 ♫ Oh it's like I can't escape it 60 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:37,309 ♫ Only thing I need, only thing I need 61 00:05:37,309 --> 00:05:40,069 ♫ Weed weed, wicked weed 62 00:05:40,069 --> 00:05:42,745 ♫ Heavy from the devil's seed 63 00:05:42,745 --> 00:05:44,829 ♫ Fiending for it every day 64 00:05:44,829 --> 00:05:47,741 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane 65 00:05:47,741 --> 00:05:50,275 ♫ Weed, weed, wicked weed 66 00:05:50,275 --> 00:05:53,057 ♫ You got a hold of me 67 00:05:53,057 --> 00:05:55,512 ♫ Fiending for it every day 68 00:05:55,512 --> 00:05:58,988 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane 69 00:05:58,988 --> 00:06:01,953 ♫ Light the fire, spark the tree 70 00:06:01,953 --> 00:06:04,266 ♫ Make it a part of me 71 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:06,455 ♫ Think of all the life it breeds 72 00:06:06,455 --> 00:06:09,705 ♫ Just growing from those little seeds 73 00:06:09,705 --> 00:06:11,895 ♫ I need my smoke today 74 00:06:11,895 --> 00:06:14,958 ♫ Work too hard, get home late 75 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:19,125 ♫ I just need a break for one more toke that I can take 76 00:06:20,563 --> 00:06:24,487 ♫ Only thing I need, only thing I need 77 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:25,544 ♫ What's that from 78 00:06:25,544 --> 00:06:27,714 ♫ Weed, weed, wicked weed 79 00:06:27,714 --> 00:06:30,599 ♫ Heavy from the devil's seed 80 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,768 ♫ Fiending for it every day, 81 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,758 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane 82 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:38,451 ♫ Weed, weed, wicked weed 83 00:06:38,451 --> 00:06:41,293 ♫ You got a hold on me 84 00:06:41,293 --> 00:06:43,498 ♫ Fiending for it every day 85 00:06:43,498 --> 00:06:46,288 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane 86 00:06:46,288 --> 00:06:48,621 (jam music) 87 00:07:12,496 --> 00:07:15,876 ♫ Oh, feeling the weed, you can't leave 88 00:07:15,876 --> 00:07:18,795 ♫ Heavy from the devil's seed 89 00:07:18,795 --> 00:07:20,837 ♫ Fiending for it every day 90 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:23,645 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane 91 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:25,904 ♫ Weed, weed, we can't leave 92 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,178 ♫ Yeah, we can't leave 93 00:07:27,178 --> 00:07:29,117 ♫ You got a hold of me 94 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:29,950 ♫ You got it, you got it 95 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,594 ♫ Fiending for it every day, 96 00:07:31,594 --> 00:07:35,761 ♫ You know I want that Mary Jane ♫ 97 00:07:39,049 --> 00:07:42,463 (birds chirping) 98 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,296 - Curious. 99 00:07:46,162 --> 00:07:47,773 Wow. 100 00:07:47,773 --> 00:07:50,744 Astounding, simply astounding. 101 00:07:50,744 --> 00:07:53,661 (electric tapping) 102 00:07:55,046 --> 00:07:55,879 Whoa. 103 00:07:57,397 --> 00:07:58,230 Oh my. 104 00:08:00,286 --> 00:08:02,786 Oh my gosh, Alistair you fool. 105 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:06,098 The initial observations are often the most critical. 106 00:08:06,098 --> 00:08:09,042 I can't trust them to memory. 107 00:08:09,042 --> 00:08:11,190 This is Alistair McDowell of the Space Institute, 108 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,023 April 20th at o ten hundred hours, 109 00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:17,710 after tracking on radar what appeared to be a meteor 110 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:19,477 losing its gravitational orbit, 111 00:08:19,477 --> 00:08:22,008 I have entered the woods just north of the city 112 00:08:22,008 --> 00:08:24,925 following its projected trajectory. 113 00:08:26,858 --> 00:08:29,817 The impact site is littered 114 00:08:29,817 --> 00:08:33,316 with what appears to be a grass. 115 00:08:33,316 --> 00:08:34,945 I will now take a sample. 116 00:08:34,945 --> 00:08:37,695 (birds chirping) 117 00:08:51,461 --> 00:08:53,203 Evidence of a substance has been taken 118 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:56,666 off the outer skin of the meteorite. 119 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,280 Upon further observation, 120 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,692 it seems that rather than a high density rock, 121 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:06,859 the meteorite seems to be composed of a metal of some kind. 122 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:10,348 Formed into a crude sphere. 123 00:09:10,348 --> 00:09:11,685 Huh. 124 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,948 Was this done naturally? 125 00:09:13,948 --> 00:09:17,615 Or possibly by some living, sentient beings? 126 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:23,700 More data is needed, but the possibility is exciting. 127 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:26,436 Curious. 128 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:29,195 By the markings on top of this plate, 129 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:31,836 it looks as if something had once sat atop it. 130 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:36,278 Maybe, I don't know jostled loose in space or knocked over. 131 00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:37,111 - Hiyah! 132 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,270 Put em up dude. 133 00:09:42,532 --> 00:09:44,129 - I am unarmed, I assure you. 134 00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:46,188 - Sex , lies, and video tape. 135 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:49,105 I never knew a fed without a strap. 136 00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:54,330 You must have an ankle piece. 137 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,518 - I told you, I'm unarmed, nor am I a fed as you call it. 138 00:09:57,518 --> 00:09:59,570 Do you mean federal officer, as in FBI? 139 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:00,987 - FBI, CIA, DKNY. 140 00:10:02,346 --> 00:10:03,179 - DKNY? 141 00:10:03,179 --> 00:10:05,374 - They're all a part of same alphabet soup, brother. 142 00:10:05,374 --> 00:10:06,207 - But. 143 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:09,670 - Turn around slow, no sudden moves. 144 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:12,337 (intense music) 145 00:10:15,589 --> 00:10:17,088 - Larnell. 146 00:10:17,088 --> 00:10:18,465 - Al? 147 00:10:18,465 --> 00:10:19,440 You look different. 148 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,576 You been hitting the creatine? 149 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,735 Throwing some weights around? 150 00:10:21,735 --> 00:10:22,568 (laughing) 151 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,134 - You noticed. 152 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:25,806 But what the heck are you doing here? 153 00:10:25,806 --> 00:10:29,093 - Sorry about that, I thought you might be federal popo. 154 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:30,218 - Well, clearly not. 155 00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:32,245 I mean I'm working for the Space Institute. 156 00:10:32,245 --> 00:10:33,228 - No kidding? 157 00:10:33,228 --> 00:10:34,561 Dude that's great. 158 00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:36,506 Good you got here before the feds. 159 00:10:36,506 --> 00:10:37,673 - Why is that? 160 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:44,092 - Maybe you and I can work together on this thing. 161 00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:47,418 Sweet mother of pearl, I was right. 162 00:10:47,418 --> 00:10:49,174 I was tracking this thing from outer space 163 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:52,026 and I figured it came down somewhere right around here. 164 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,288 - Wait, you were tracking it, but how? 165 00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:57,190 - Let's just say I have access to certain equipment. 166 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,837 The less you know, the better, Al. 167 00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,337 Plausible deniability and all. 168 00:11:02,347 --> 00:11:03,726 - Um, why were you worried 169 00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:05,169 that I might be a federal officer? 170 00:11:05,169 --> 00:11:07,320 - Come on dude, the feds have been covering up 171 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:11,925 UFO sightings since that flying saucer crash back in 1947. 172 00:11:11,925 --> 00:11:15,196 They still got the alien dudes locked up in Area 51. 173 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,772 They've been feeding the poor little dudes 174 00:11:16,772 --> 00:11:18,940 Old Milwaukee and tater tots. 175 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:19,773 - Taters 176 00:11:19,773 --> 00:11:20,606 - Hiding them from us because 177 00:11:20,606 --> 00:11:23,091 they don't think we can handle the truth. 178 00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:25,709 They've been using their brains for technology too. 179 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:29,102 I'm talking about microwave ovens, cell phones, Hot Pockets. 180 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:29,935 - Hot Pockets? 181 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:30,918 - And Jimmy Cameron. 182 00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,746 - Wait, Jim Cameron, the movie director? 183 00:11:32,746 --> 00:11:35,583 - Yeah, he's their offspring. 184 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,054 The aliens's I mean. 185 00:11:37,054 --> 00:11:37,887 Come on Al, 186 00:11:37,887 --> 00:11:41,378 Avatar is like a five hour love letter to his home planet. 187 00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:43,861 But the fed dunes think us dumb yokels can handle it 188 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:45,535 because it's just a story. 189 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,070 Well not me, baby. 190 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,343 - I don't know about all that, but what about the meteorite? 191 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:51,292 - Don't snow me Al, I heard you talking 192 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,958 to your little tape recorder when I snuck up on you. 193 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,710 You know this thing ain't no space rock. 194 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,127 It's a spaceship. 195 00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,575 You and I can expose the secret to the world. 196 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,545 Those fed goons will have no choice 197 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:05,497 but to let those poor little aliens out of lock up. 198 00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:06,515 - I don't anything about that, 199 00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,528 but I've never seen a study 200 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,491 of the meteorite like this before. 201 00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:12,414 (sniffing) 202 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,747 - You smell that? 203 00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:15,388 (sniffing) 204 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:17,971 (trippy music) 205 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,943 Come on dude, don't tell me you don't recognize it, 206 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:24,386 not after everything we've been through. 207 00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:25,703 (sniffing) 208 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,848 - Oh my goodness, you're right, 209 00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:28,935 it smells like some kind of marijuana. 210 00:12:28,935 --> 00:12:30,683 - Look at all this stuff. 211 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:35,561 - Don't touch it, we have no idea of its toxicity. 212 00:12:35,561 --> 00:12:36,809 - Let me toke some of this shit 213 00:12:36,809 --> 00:12:38,725 and I'll take my own fucking rating. 214 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,106 - I think the scientific method will be safer. 215 00:12:41,106 --> 00:12:41,939 - Safe? 216 00:12:41,939 --> 00:12:42,772 Right. 217 00:12:42,772 --> 00:12:44,732 We're all living on borrowed time anyways, Al. 218 00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:48,346 The Armageddon clock is running down, you know. 219 00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:49,581 - Armageddon? 220 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,007 How exactly have you been occupying your time 221 00:12:51,007 --> 00:12:51,880 since I saw you last? 222 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,029 It's been, what, a couple years? 223 00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:56,044 - Well, homeland security is after me. 224 00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:58,550 No biggie, just a little mix up at the Afghan boarder. 225 00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:00,169 - Jeez, Afghanistan? 226 00:13:00,169 --> 00:13:02,010 - It was totally innocent, bro. 227 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,752 I was over there with my old buddy Faruk, 228 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:05,412 scoring some high grade poppy when. 229 00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:07,710 - Okay, kay, maybe you actually shouldn't tell me. 230 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,043 I mean afterall, plausible 231 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:11,019 - Deniability, gotcha. 232 00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:13,563 Anyways, I've been living further off the grid. 233 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:16,397 Had to change up my look too, just to be safe. 234 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:18,330 Went over to the Supercuts on Sepulveda 235 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,603 and had that crater face Shauna 236 00:13:19,603 --> 00:13:21,742 fix me up with a color and a cut. 237 00:13:21,742 --> 00:13:23,391 She done me pretty good, too. 238 00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:26,619 Got me looking like Zac Efron and shit. 239 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,728 Plus, I've been training with a ninja master. 240 00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:31,276 Gotta protect myself. 241 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,291 - A ninja master? 242 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,382 - Well, master might be pushing it. 243 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,433 The dude works in stolen car stereos. 244 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,535 But trust me, Wang Dong knows his shit. 245 00:13:40,535 --> 00:13:43,087 That's why he's got me dressing all in black. 246 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:44,381 So I can move with the shadows 247 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:46,157 and strike from the heart of darkness. 248 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:46,990 Sa sa. 249 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:51,578 The drunken monkey is a terrible thing when unleashed, Al. 250 00:13:51,578 --> 00:13:55,150 I hope you never, ever have to witness it. 251 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:57,733 (upbeat music) 252 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:06,432 ♫ And here we go 253 00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:09,081 ♫ Sitting all alone with not much to do 254 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,779 ♫ Thinking to myself I need to change my point of view 255 00:14:11,779 --> 00:14:14,389 ♫ If only there was something that could occupy my hands 256 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:17,003 ♫ I need something to do because I don't have any plans 257 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,534 ♫ A new point of reference to change what I receive 258 00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:22,242 ♫ Something that was anything but me I do believe 259 00:14:22,242 --> 00:14:24,608 ♫ Changing my mind is what I want to achieve 260 00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:27,234 ♫ And if you ask me what I'm saying, I'm a private seed 261 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,818 ♫ You see I need to get high, I need to get drunk 262 00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:32,303 ♫ A little something good to help me out of this funk ♫ 263 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,720 (eerie tone) 264 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,886 (eerie music) 265 00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:09,558 (broken bell clicking) 266 00:15:12,465 --> 00:15:14,053 - Uh, hello? 267 00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:15,136 Anybody here? 268 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:24,002 - Dude, you've got to cut out the noise. 269 00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:25,477 - Noise? 270 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:26,992 I just said hello. 271 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:30,176 - Correction, you followed that with is anybody here. 272 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,112 And that was after you pounded 273 00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:33,966 on my bell here for like five minutes. 274 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,337 - Well, it wasn't five minutes 275 00:15:35,337 --> 00:15:37,978 and if you heard it, you should've come out sooner. 276 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,061 - Heard what? 277 00:15:40,643 --> 00:15:42,128 - The bell. 278 00:15:42,128 --> 00:15:44,211 - Oh dude, bell's broken. 279 00:15:46,173 --> 00:15:48,923 - Anyway, I've got something here 280 00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:53,486 that I think you'll find very interesting. 281 00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:59,240 (high pitched tone) 282 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,073 - Whoa. 283 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:04,043 Looks like some kind of space bong. 284 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:06,709 - That's exactly right. 285 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:07,542 - No shit. 286 00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:12,794 - Hey hey hey hey, not until we discuss price. 287 00:16:12,794 --> 00:16:14,547 - Well is it really from space? 288 00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:15,579 - Yeah. 289 00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:17,140 - Prove it. 290 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,257 (laughing) 291 00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:20,911 - Come on man. 292 00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:21,829 Just look at it. 293 00:16:21,829 --> 00:16:23,504 Have you ever seen anything like that before? 294 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,531 (laughing) 295 00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:29,572 - Dude you got some serious fuzz tongue going on. 296 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,739 Like right in that, there. 297 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:40,158 (grunting) 298 00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:44,431 - Yeah, yeah, I gotta go see the doctor about that. 299 00:16:44,431 --> 00:16:46,668 - Yeah, you need some medicinal. 300 00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:50,002 - Anyway, do you think your shop could use this? 301 00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:53,070 Are we gonna do some business? 302 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:57,149 - Yes, I think we are definitely gonna do some business. 303 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:57,982 (laughing) 304 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:01,958 Let me figure out how to open up the cash register. 305 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,332 - What are you doing? 306 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:04,865 - I was just helping the customer. 307 00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:07,745 - Hey, back off slick, we were just doing business. 308 00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:08,578 - Yeah. 309 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:09,833 - Back off? 310 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,392 I'm the cowner of this place. 311 00:17:11,392 --> 00:17:13,873 Don't be telling me to back off, jack off. 312 00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:14,706 - Hey man. 313 00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:17,153 - Hey, I don't want you ripping us off with some bull shit. 314 00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:18,992 Yeah, I heard you from the back. 315 00:17:18,992 --> 00:17:21,210 Space bong, my ass. 316 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,125 This looks like some bad movie prop. 317 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,125 - Yeah, like from 2001 Weed Odyssey. 318 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,308 (laughing) 319 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:32,891 - Hey look, I'll make a good deal with you. 320 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:37,424 Maybe we could do something with this, too. 321 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:43,469 Only been used once. 322 00:17:43,469 --> 00:17:45,886 (eerie tone) 323 00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:53,465 Hey, pud knocker, this a head shop, not a pawn shop. 324 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:59,095 - Um, dude that would look pretty rad in the shop though. 325 00:18:00,711 --> 00:18:02,906 - Yeah, well, maybe so 326 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,569 but we ain't paying out the wazoo for it. 327 00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:06,140 - No, we're not paying out the wazoo for it. 328 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,129 - 50 bucks. 329 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,245 - 50? 330 00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:09,941 I'll pay you 20 for it. 331 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,183 - It's worth more than that. 332 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,519 - Hey, I gotta make a profit too. 333 00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:16,863 - Fifty bucks, and I'll throw in the jewels and the knife. 334 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,363 - I don't want your shit, man. 335 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:25,246 Cash money. 336 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:30,842 What's with the gloves? 337 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:34,755 - I got burned. 338 00:18:34,755 --> 00:18:35,966 - Really? 339 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,286 Let's see. 340 00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:39,940 - No, no I can't do that. 341 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:42,773 - You want the 20 bucks don't you? 342 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,917 - Whoa. 343 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,378 - Oh, monkey. 344 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,345 - Dude, you are totally molding. 345 00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,845 - That's not good. 346 00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,746 - Take your shit and get out of here. 347 00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:59,329 And don't touch anything, fuck! 348 00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:03,522 - Fuck both of you. 349 00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:11,376 (muffled rap music) 350 00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:19,366 - Hey, where are you going? 351 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,882 - Dude, you cannot expect me to put new merchandise 352 00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:24,786 on the shelf without testing it out first. 353 00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:27,691 That would be irresponsible. 354 00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:31,058 - Why I ever went into business with you is beyond me. 355 00:19:31,058 --> 00:19:32,580 - Oh, because when your career in sports 356 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:35,776 went down the shitter you had to do something, remember? 357 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,121 (smacking) 358 00:19:37,121 --> 00:19:39,208 - Thanks for reminding me. 359 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,347 Nobody takes that thing before 360 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,528 we find out what it's all about. 361 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:45,552 Hey, you know who might know something about it? 362 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,385 - Who? 363 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,218 - Al. 364 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,000 - Who? 365 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,393 - Al, you know the geek? 366 00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:54,780 The one who helped us kill the evil bong and the king bong? 367 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,124 - Oh, but technically we didn't 368 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,557 kill the evil bong, remember? 369 00:19:57,557 --> 00:20:00,639 It was still down there in the jungle when we left. 370 00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:03,436 You remember the pootang tribe? 371 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,019 Talk about National Geographic. 372 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,749 - National pornographic, you mean. 373 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:12,070 Put it back on the counter. 374 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:12,903 (grunting) 375 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:15,030 - You're not the boss of me. 376 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:19,224 Look, violence never solved anything, man. 377 00:20:19,224 --> 00:20:22,614 (slow jam music) 378 00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:25,281 (phone dialing) 379 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,310 - Hey Al. 380 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,237 Yeah, it's Brett. 381 00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:32,154 Hey, how are you buddy? 382 00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:40,783 - Tell me what to do, I'll tell you what to do. 383 00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:42,533 Assholes around here. 384 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:46,893 Alright, product testing. 385 00:20:46,893 --> 00:20:49,393 (eerie music) 386 00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:54,630 Here we go. 387 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,476 (water bubbling) 388 00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:01,615 (electricity jolting) 389 00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:03,032 - You are a worm. 390 00:21:04,544 --> 00:21:05,461 A parasite. 391 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,980 Being this close to you disgusts me. 392 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,433 - Now that's uncalled for. 393 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,834 - I tolerate it only because I must. 394 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,169 You are the first step in my quest 395 00:21:15,169 --> 00:21:17,687 for total domination of your world. 396 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,138 - You got a nasty 'tude for a bong. 397 00:21:20,138 --> 00:21:23,680 You gotta chill out or no one's gonna wanna buy you. 398 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,707 Now shut up while I smoke you. 399 00:21:25,707 --> 00:21:28,179 (dramatic music) 400 00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:30,929 (electric tones) 401 00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:37,651 Oh now, monkey! 402 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:42,592 (quick whipping music) 403 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:49,170 - [Voiceover] Welcome to my world, worm. 404 00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:52,913 (eerie tune) 405 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,673 - Oh snap. 406 00:21:58,691 --> 00:21:59,524 Hi there. 407 00:22:00,617 --> 00:22:01,450 Dude. 408 00:22:03,358 --> 00:22:06,149 You could use some lotion. 409 00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:08,402 That's okay, that's okay. 410 00:22:08,402 --> 00:22:10,902 (eerie music) 411 00:22:13,405 --> 00:22:15,832 You chicks are a little aggressive. 412 00:22:15,832 --> 00:22:17,866 That's alright. 413 00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,586 I'm into it. 414 00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,919 So, is this like, a three way situation? 415 00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:26,124 I'm into it. 416 00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:27,014 It's okay. 417 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,514 (eerie music) 418 00:22:33,777 --> 00:22:36,527 Ow, that's, that's kinda painful. 419 00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,226 (moaning) 420 00:22:43,226 --> 00:22:45,643 (eerie tune) 421 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,993 - Monkey. 422 00:22:58,530 --> 00:23:01,447 (psychedelic tune) 423 00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:07,481 ♫ I think God smokes weed 424 00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:11,844 ♫ And he was high when he made me 425 00:23:11,844 --> 00:23:15,344 ♫ I can feel it in my DNA 426 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,852 ♫ I think God smokes weed 427 00:23:20,852 --> 00:23:25,186 ♫ And he was high when he made me 428 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,034 ♫ And I think he gave up ♫ 429 00:23:27,034 --> 00:23:27,867 - Larnell. 430 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:28,700 (screaming) 431 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,440 Would you relax man, you're wigging me out. 432 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,958 - I gotta keep the blood flowing bro or else I get stagnant 433 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:35,199 and the palpitations and panic attacks kick in. 434 00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:36,737 - You're a few skittles short of a full bag. 435 00:23:36,737 --> 00:23:38,839 You've got to stop chasing black helicopters. 436 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:39,947 - Yeah. 437 00:23:39,947 --> 00:23:41,972 - What do you make of the bong, Al? 438 00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:45,904 - Well, it's most certainly of unknown origin. 439 00:23:45,904 --> 00:23:47,398 And the material used to form it 440 00:23:47,398 --> 00:23:49,499 is like nothing I've ever seen. 441 00:23:49,499 --> 00:23:50,348 I'll know more when I take it back 442 00:23:50,348 --> 00:23:51,828 to the lab and run some tests. 443 00:23:51,828 --> 00:23:53,358 We were on our way there when you called. 444 00:23:53,358 --> 00:23:54,502 - Well as much as I love you, Al, 445 00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:55,714 you're not taking that thing out of my shop 446 00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:57,090 until I get my investment back. 447 00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,285 I paid like twent--a hundred bucks for that thing. 448 00:24:00,285 --> 00:24:01,820 - [Al] The base of this would fit perfectly 449 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,954 in that receptacle we found in the meteorite. 450 00:24:04,954 --> 00:24:05,954 - Meteorite? 451 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,516 - Spaceship, dude. 452 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:14,404 (muffled reggae music) 453 00:24:14,404 --> 00:24:15,769 - So you're actually telling us 454 00:24:15,769 --> 00:24:18,476 this thing might be from space? 455 00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:21,749 - Well, the possibility exists, yes. 456 00:24:21,749 --> 00:24:24,173 (yelling) 457 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:25,006 - What was that? 458 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:28,140 - Relax there, master of dung poo, it's just Bachman. 459 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:30,724 - Oh, I thought I recognized his voice. 460 00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:32,185 Where is brother Bach? 461 00:24:32,185 --> 00:24:34,001 Wouldn't mind giving him some hello nugs. 462 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:35,478 - I think he's in the back bone smuggling 463 00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:37,198 one of those fat chicks again. 464 00:24:37,198 --> 00:24:38,833 I have no idea where he finds these broads. 465 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:39,666 - I caught him beating off 466 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:42,068 to an old school Star Jones interview once. 467 00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:43,608 Brutal. 468 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,889 - Bachman! 469 00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:45,972 Get out here. 470 00:24:49,093 --> 00:24:51,064 - Listen Al, I don't have 60 bucks. 471 00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:54,429 Living off the grid has its disadvantages, man. 472 00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:56,949 - Well, I don't have any money on me either. 473 00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:59,673 - Bummer, I was hoping to score some Taco Bell later. 474 00:24:59,673 --> 00:25:01,423 Chalupas make me wet. 475 00:25:02,658 --> 00:25:05,325 (playful music) 476 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,499 (groaning) 477 00:25:13,499 --> 00:25:14,582 - You putzes. 478 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:17,954 - Hey, Luann. 479 00:25:17,954 --> 00:25:19,916 As usual, you are a sunbeam, 480 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:22,063 floating on a cloud of happiness. 481 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:26,724 - Did anybody ever tell you that black is O U T? 482 00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:28,723 - Shadows don't care about style. 483 00:25:28,723 --> 00:25:29,912 (scoffing) 484 00:25:29,912 --> 00:25:31,758 - Could you be a bigger loser? 485 00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:33,725 Is that even possible? 486 00:25:33,725 --> 00:25:36,475 (slow jam music) 487 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,365 - Well I mean, it's obviously 488 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:42,516 Um, it's nice to see you, Luann. 489 00:25:42,516 --> 00:25:43,781 It's been some time. 490 00:25:43,781 --> 00:25:45,281 - Not long enough. 491 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,712 Is this Brett's store? 492 00:25:50,404 --> 00:25:52,224 - What, you don't know? 493 00:25:52,224 --> 00:25:57,168 - Well, let's just say him and me kind of lost touch. 494 00:25:57,168 --> 00:25:59,306 (broken bell clicking) 495 00:25:59,306 --> 00:26:00,389 Is he around? 496 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,742 - Well, yeah, he just kind went. 497 00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:07,660 - He peaced out for a little bit 498 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:10,422 and we're not really sure when he'll be back. 499 00:26:10,422 --> 00:26:11,685 - Yeah. 500 00:26:11,685 --> 00:26:14,973 Yeah, and he left us in charge temporarily. 501 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,858 - Would you like to purchase a water pipe? 502 00:26:16,858 --> 00:26:20,164 It's only slightly used and in near perfect condition. 503 00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:22,527 In fact, we'll give you 30 percent off. 504 00:26:22,527 --> 00:26:26,194 - What the hell do I need once of those for? 505 00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:31,143 - Look, Lu, it matches your eyes. 506 00:26:31,143 --> 00:26:34,060 - Get that away from me, you idiot. 507 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,167 (sighing) 508 00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:40,923 When Brett comes back, 509 00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:46,932 tell him to call me. 510 00:26:52,201 --> 00:26:55,383 If you think you can remember that. 511 00:26:55,383 --> 00:26:57,966 (upbeat music) 512 00:27:07,745 --> 00:27:09,017 (door slamming) 513 00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:11,798 - I don't think she likes us, dude. 514 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,734 - Shit that was close. 515 00:27:13,734 --> 00:27:15,247 Hey, thanks for getting rid of her. 516 00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:16,842 - Oh hey, she wants you to have that. 517 00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:18,621 - Yeah, like that's gonna happen. 518 00:27:18,621 --> 00:27:21,087 - I take it your relationship is no longer kosher. 519 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:22,912 - Not unless kosher is restraining order. 520 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:24,376 - She has a restraining order on you? 521 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,572 - Dude, I have a restraining order on her. 522 00:27:26,572 --> 00:27:30,502 In case you haven't noticed, she's a bit of a handful. 523 00:27:30,502 --> 00:27:34,282 When we were down in South America, I lost like 400 pounds. 524 00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:37,132 I didn't realize she's not very supportive. 525 00:27:37,132 --> 00:27:38,615 - Really? 526 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,000 - Geez, listen to me. 527 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,976 Not very supportive? 528 00:27:40,976 --> 00:27:43,570 That sounds like some Opera shit. 529 00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:46,398 The thing is, I just keep falling back for it. 530 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,403 She's a hot piece of ass, 531 00:27:47,403 --> 00:27:51,188 but then those true psycho colors come out. 532 00:27:51,188 --> 00:27:54,361 Anyway, thanks for having my back, boys. 533 00:27:54,361 --> 00:27:56,397 - [Larnell] Where is Bach? 534 00:27:56,397 --> 00:27:57,553 - He wasn't back there. 535 00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:59,019 - Dude, we heard him. 536 00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:02,160 - Well he must've snuck out the back then. 537 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,783 So what are you gonna do with that thing anyway? 538 00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:06,165 - It's an alien bong bro. 539 00:28:06,165 --> 00:28:08,731 - Okay, X-files, alien bong. 540 00:28:08,731 --> 00:28:10,245 What the hell do we do? 541 00:28:10,245 --> 00:28:11,931 (door opening) 542 00:28:11,931 --> 00:28:14,598 - What you do is pray, brothers. 543 00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:18,375 - Mr. Rabbit, how are you? 544 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:20,627 - Just Rabbit, brother, just Rabbit. 545 00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:22,971 - I can't believe you're still pulling that priest scam. 546 00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:24,305 - Oh, it's no scam. 547 00:28:24,305 --> 00:28:25,388 I assure you. 548 00:28:26,534 --> 00:28:29,530 You know, I'll never forget 549 00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:32,433 my experience with the poontang tribe, 550 00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:36,600 nor will I forget the promise I made to a higher power, 551 00:28:37,690 --> 00:28:40,273 in exchange for saving my life. 552 00:28:41,537 --> 00:28:43,867 - Dude, we saved your life. 553 00:28:43,867 --> 00:28:45,075 (laughing) 554 00:28:45,075 --> 00:28:47,057 - Oh really, did you? 555 00:28:47,057 --> 00:28:49,474 Or were your hands guided by. 556 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,152 (holy tone) 557 00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:55,973 You see, after I was rolled into a doobie 558 00:28:55,973 --> 00:28:58,723 and shrunken to microscopic size, 559 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:03,720 I began to see the world as it truly is. 560 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,720 A microcosm. 561 00:29:05,948 --> 00:29:10,115 We're all just little flakes on the same blue ball. 562 00:29:12,301 --> 00:29:16,384 We're all together, and we should behave as such. 563 00:29:17,415 --> 00:29:20,996 - Rabbit, have you already been toking today? 564 00:29:20,996 --> 00:29:25,163 - I assure you, sir, my vision has never been more clear. 565 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:30,827 - Silly Rabbit, religious institutions are corrupt, man. 566 00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:34,113 They've been covering up the UFO sightings 567 00:29:34,113 --> 00:29:36,236 just like the government. 568 00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,216 Dude, I have it on good authority 569 00:29:38,216 --> 00:29:42,816 that the pope himself has been abducted and probed. 570 00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:44,899 - My poor, deluded child. 571 00:29:46,381 --> 00:29:48,631 I belong to no institution. 572 00:29:49,518 --> 00:29:51,798 I am just me, myself, and I. 573 00:29:51,798 --> 00:29:55,282 Travelling the road, spreading the word. 574 00:29:55,282 --> 00:29:56,665 - What the hell are you doing here anyway, man? 575 00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:58,820 I mean, we're kinda busy with something. 576 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:00,671 - I dropped in to see Bachman. 577 00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:04,184 We were gonna have a spiritual powwow. 578 00:30:04,184 --> 00:30:07,084 - Oh, a little powwow with the wow wow? 579 00:30:07,084 --> 00:30:09,111 A little powwow that you two in the back room 580 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:11,203 when it's all full of smoke? 581 00:30:11,203 --> 00:30:14,090 - I have no idea what you're referring to. 582 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,915 - Oh yeah, yeah right. 583 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,183 You know, how I ever got hooked up 584 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,627 with you losers is beyond me. 585 00:30:19,627 --> 00:30:20,958 - You had no arm bag. 586 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:24,396 They drugged you out of the minor leagues. 587 00:30:24,396 --> 00:30:25,804 (glass shattering) 588 00:30:25,804 --> 00:30:27,719 - How's that for no arm, Curious George? 589 00:30:27,719 --> 00:30:29,348 - Ow. 590 00:30:29,348 --> 00:30:30,864 - Hey, you got a comment too? 591 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:32,784 - No, no, I just. 592 00:30:32,784 --> 00:30:33,784 - Holy shit. 593 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:37,860 That's where that weird guy touched the counter. 594 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:39,059 - [Al] Weird guy? 595 00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:40,766 - [Brett] The guy I bought the bong from. 596 00:30:40,766 --> 00:30:44,258 He had this green shit all over his hands. 597 00:30:44,258 --> 00:30:46,812 - It looks a lot like the odd vegetation we discovered 598 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,302 at the crash site of the meteorite. 599 00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:49,162 - Spaceship. 600 00:30:49,162 --> 00:30:52,242 - Yeah, very well, spaceship. 601 00:30:52,242 --> 00:30:55,668 Oh, I can compare it to some of the samples 602 00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:57,751 I took at the crash site. 603 00:30:58,771 --> 00:30:59,604 Wow. 604 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:03,673 The growth rate is astounding. 605 00:31:03,673 --> 00:31:04,806 - Don't touch it. 606 00:31:04,806 --> 00:31:06,474 The other dude had this stuff growing all over him. 607 00:31:06,474 --> 00:31:08,609 It's some sort of space fungus. 608 00:31:08,609 --> 00:31:11,859 (light dramatic music) 609 00:31:37,868 --> 00:31:40,611 (water bubbling) 610 00:31:40,611 --> 00:31:43,861 (light dramatic music) 611 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,491 - This herb is of inferior quality. 612 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:58,247 - I'll have you know, that this is some primal. 613 00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:01,075 Wait a second, did you just talk? 614 00:32:01,075 --> 00:32:04,460 - I see no one ends in this room, right boy? 615 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:07,295 - What is it with all you talking bongs? 616 00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:08,164 (laughing) 617 00:32:08,164 --> 00:32:11,853 Do you have a voice activated chip in you or something? 618 00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:14,342 - Unhand me you worm. 619 00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:16,057 - Hey, hey, hey, worm? 620 00:32:16,057 --> 00:32:18,546 That's kinda, hey, that's kinda strong. 621 00:32:18,546 --> 00:32:20,351 - You are repugnant to me, 622 00:32:20,351 --> 00:32:24,357 as you might find a maggot distasteful. 623 00:32:24,357 --> 00:32:25,601 I tolerate you only because 624 00:32:25,601 --> 00:32:28,782 the process is still in its earlier stages. 625 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:29,909 - Process? 626 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:32,133 - There is the work I must do here 627 00:32:32,133 --> 00:32:35,212 and that which must be done on my world. 628 00:32:35,212 --> 00:32:37,369 - So, the guys weren't joking 629 00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:41,020 when they said you were an alien bong. 630 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,353 - It is no joke. 631 00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:46,098 It is the beginning of the end for your world 632 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,766 and the dawning of my dominance. 633 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,598 (laughing) 634 00:32:50,598 --> 00:32:53,393 - You are a real downer, my brother. 635 00:32:53,393 --> 00:32:55,431 (laughing) 636 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:59,738 - You are about to go downer the rabbit hole. 637 00:32:59,738 --> 00:33:02,767 Oh yes, yes, smoke up oldie. 638 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:05,017 (laughing) 639 00:33:05,975 --> 00:33:08,892 (dramatic chiming) 640 00:33:13,082 --> 00:33:14,165 - Rabbit, no! 641 00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:18,054 Oh, not again. 642 00:33:18,054 --> 00:33:19,379 - He's been abducted. 643 00:33:19,379 --> 00:33:20,588 - The bong got him. 644 00:33:20,588 --> 00:33:21,872 - What I said, abducted. 645 00:33:21,872 --> 00:33:24,267 - Perhaps we can argue semantics later, gentlemen. 646 00:33:24,267 --> 00:33:26,246 The bottom line is, Rabbit's gone. 647 00:33:26,246 --> 00:33:28,957 And perhaps the same thing happened to Bachman. 648 00:33:28,957 --> 00:33:30,831 - What is it with these fucking bongs anyway? 649 00:33:30,831 --> 00:33:33,025 Why do we always end up finding these things? 650 00:33:33,025 --> 00:33:34,775 - Dude, they find us. 651 00:33:36,155 --> 00:33:37,988 - We have to help him. 652 00:33:37,988 --> 00:33:39,138 - Are you serious? 653 00:33:39,138 --> 00:33:40,604 Do you remember what happened last time? 654 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:42,007 The last two times? 655 00:33:42,007 --> 00:33:43,954 - Well, we made it out. 656 00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:45,868 - That's beside the point. 657 00:33:45,868 --> 00:33:47,732 We don't know what the hell is on the other side. 658 00:33:47,732 --> 00:33:49,113 - Dude, I'll bet this alien bong 659 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:50,736 wants to take over the world, 660 00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:52,893 it's part of an invasion plot. 661 00:33:52,893 --> 00:33:54,703 - Like Independence Day? 662 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:55,558 War of the Worlds? 663 00:33:55,558 --> 00:33:56,658 This little thing? 664 00:33:56,658 --> 00:33:59,697 (quick intense music) 665 00:33:59,697 --> 00:34:02,280 - Don't touch me, you parasite. 666 00:34:03,696 --> 00:34:07,475 - Don't trip dude, we come in peace and all that stuff. 667 00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:11,153 - You insignificant specs of fecal matter. 668 00:34:11,153 --> 00:34:12,901 - Here's how we handle the invasion. 669 00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:14,303 - Wait, wait, wait. 670 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,610 If you destroy it we might never get back Rabbit or Bachman. 671 00:34:17,610 --> 00:34:20,610 - Alright then, what do you suggest? 672 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:23,952 (evil laughing) 673 00:34:23,952 --> 00:34:27,438 - Yes, scamper away you little pansies. 674 00:34:27,438 --> 00:34:30,105 (evil laughing) 675 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:37,875 - Sweet Jesus. 676 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:38,708 - Whoa. 677 00:34:41,672 --> 00:34:44,476 (eerie music) 678 00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:47,187 - Man, I'm gonna have to get some serious weed killer. 679 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:50,662 - Maybe it feeds on the stuff, man, you gotta be careful. 680 00:34:50,662 --> 00:34:52,159 - Oh no, we seem to have encountered 681 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,949 some kind of alien intelligence. 682 00:34:54,949 --> 00:34:55,782 Or A I. 683 00:34:56,647 --> 00:34:58,385 - You mean A high. 684 00:34:58,385 --> 00:34:59,635 - [Brett] Shit. 685 00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:03,911 - Okay Al, you're the brains around here. 686 00:35:03,911 --> 00:35:06,618 How do you propose we fight the alien bong? 687 00:35:06,618 --> 00:35:09,314 - Well, we were only able to defeat the king bong 688 00:35:09,314 --> 00:35:12,525 with the help of a certain person. 689 00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:15,758 Well, I mean, not a person, but. 690 00:35:15,758 --> 00:35:17,849 - You mean the evil bong. 691 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,385 Yeah, right, who wants to see that bitch again? 692 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:22,845 Besides, we left her nag ass down in the jungle. 693 00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:24,440 - Well, no doubt Larnell's grandfather 694 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,267 has her in his possession. 695 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:27,829 He seemed quite enamored of her. 696 00:35:27,829 --> 00:35:29,594 - We left the old man down there too. 697 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:31,501 Good fucking riddance. 698 00:35:31,501 --> 00:35:34,519 - Actually, he's not down there anymore. 699 00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:36,540 - How do you know? 700 00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:39,300 - Kinda been keeping tabs on him. 701 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,566 - Why? 702 00:35:40,566 --> 00:35:41,940 It was my impression that your relationship 703 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,758 with him was no longer cordial. 704 00:35:43,758 --> 00:35:45,208 - Yeah, he's been hating on you ever since 705 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:47,582 your mom front squirted you out. 706 00:35:47,582 --> 00:35:48,526 - I didn't wanna take the chance 707 00:35:48,526 --> 00:35:50,745 of him showing up and surprising me again. 708 00:35:50,745 --> 00:35:53,132 Like he did down in South America. 709 00:35:53,132 --> 00:35:54,518 - So where is he? 710 00:35:54,518 --> 00:35:55,351 I mean does he run the local 711 00:35:55,351 --> 00:35:57,248 butt plug convention or something like that? 712 00:35:57,248 --> 00:36:01,029 - Let's just say that gramps has turned over a new leaf. 713 00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:04,029 (psychedelic music) 714 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:16,493 - Is this the great beyond? 715 00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:19,806 Have I crossed over? 716 00:36:19,806 --> 00:36:21,472 (laughing) 717 00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:22,555 A bare angel. 718 00:36:23,399 --> 00:36:27,566 Oh, this must be my reward for all the good deeds I do. 719 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:29,688 Or maybe not. 720 00:36:31,266 --> 00:36:35,166 Maybe it's not heaven, maybe it's that other place. 721 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:38,258 Well, Lord, if it is that other place, 722 00:36:38,258 --> 00:36:40,370 let my punishment begin. 723 00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:42,620 (laughing) 724 00:36:55,572 --> 00:36:59,318 - Dude, you just sounded like a chick. 725 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:03,787 - Oh, brother Bachman, I see you too have crossed over. 726 00:37:03,787 --> 00:37:05,647 - I don't know about that shit, bro. 727 00:37:05,647 --> 00:37:08,807 But I've been banging these chicks since I got here. 728 00:37:08,807 --> 00:37:11,413 They've milked me of so much monkey powder, 729 00:37:11,413 --> 00:37:13,984 I don't know how I'm still standing. 730 00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:16,151 (moaning) 731 00:37:17,997 --> 00:37:21,164 - What do you mean by milked you? 732 00:37:21,164 --> 00:37:24,850 - Like, for safe keeping, you know like when I'm sleeping. 733 00:37:24,850 --> 00:37:27,380 See, the wang looking tentacle combines 734 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:30,536 with the aliens' spunky to form like this super splooge. 735 00:37:30,536 --> 00:37:31,618 That's why it's great. 736 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:34,226 That's not my normal color, by the way. 737 00:37:34,226 --> 00:37:36,147 And then they keep it in these jars. 738 00:37:36,147 --> 00:37:38,572 It's like they're trying to populate the place 739 00:37:38,572 --> 00:37:41,644 with a bunch of little baby Bachmans running around. 740 00:37:41,644 --> 00:37:42,811 How cool, huh? 741 00:37:45,838 --> 00:37:48,646 - Brother, that fills me with a horror 742 00:37:48,646 --> 00:37:51,686 that you cannot even imagine. 743 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:55,853 - If by horror, you mean fucking awesome, then I concur. 744 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,877 - I don't know about this, girls. 745 00:38:00,877 --> 00:38:04,456 (nervous laughing) 746 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:08,188 - Oh, just go with it bro, it's all part of their game. 747 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:09,938 It's cool, it's cool. 748 00:38:12,188 --> 00:38:13,054 - Geeky! 749 00:38:13,054 --> 00:38:15,343 (laughing) 750 00:38:15,343 --> 00:38:18,296 (moaning) 751 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,546 - Rabbit likes. 752 00:38:21,464 --> 00:38:22,881 I am full of joy. 753 00:38:24,775 --> 00:38:27,657 - Whoa, you're inside me, how is that possible? 754 00:38:27,657 --> 00:38:29,907 (laughing) 755 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:36,444 (eerie chiming music) 756 00:38:38,532 --> 00:38:39,643 (laughing) 757 00:38:39,643 --> 00:38:41,313 - What the hell was that? 758 00:38:41,313 --> 00:38:44,416 - Sounded like Rabbit, he's gotta be in the bong world. 759 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,532 - Are they killing him or what? 760 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:48,249 (laughing) 761 00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:50,970 - Uh, he doesn't sound like he's in any distress. 762 00:38:50,970 --> 00:38:53,057 - He's getting his rocks off. 763 00:38:53,057 --> 00:38:53,890 That doesn't sound like any kind 764 00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:55,260 of alien invasion I've ever heard of. 765 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:56,167 - No, don't you get it, man? 766 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,910 That's the genius of it. 767 00:38:57,910 --> 00:39:01,559 They attack us where we're the weakest, our anacondas. 768 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:02,406 - I don't know about you bro, 769 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:05,156 but I'm strongest in my anaconda. 770 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:09,641 (mysterious music) 771 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:10,992 (throat clearing) 772 00:39:10,992 --> 00:39:13,568 (screaming) 773 00:39:13,568 --> 00:39:16,735 - Who was it summoned the good doctor? 774 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:19,878 - That'd be me, gramps. 775 00:39:19,878 --> 00:39:20,711 - You? 776 00:39:21,916 --> 00:39:23,278 - Yeah, me. 777 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,028 It's good to see you. 778 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,834 - You? 779 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,947 - Yeah, me, it's good to see you. 780 00:39:30,947 --> 00:39:33,777 - Yes, well I wish I could say the same. 781 00:39:33,777 --> 00:39:36,414 But I enjoy my flare ups of my genital herpes 782 00:39:36,414 --> 00:39:40,661 more than I do seeing your insipid face again. 783 00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:42,508 - Shoulda known you haven't changed. 784 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,024 - Ah, but I have. 785 00:39:44,024 --> 00:39:46,107 You can call me Dr. Weed. 786 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:51,020 And this is my personal assistant, Nurse Hookah. 787 00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:56,959 - What the shit? 788 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:57,939 Are you trying to tell me that 789 00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:59,790 you're selling medical weed now? 790 00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:03,044 - Well, since my experiences in South America, 791 00:40:03,044 --> 00:40:06,901 I decided to join the enemy, so to speak. 792 00:40:06,901 --> 00:40:09,477 And it's proved very lucrative. 793 00:40:09,477 --> 00:40:11,543 Not that you layabouts would 794 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,735 know anything about making money. 795 00:40:13,735 --> 00:40:15,301 - Hey, back off Jerry Garcia. 796 00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:17,333 This joint is my place. 797 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:20,532 - Some impressive items around here, 798 00:40:20,532 --> 00:40:24,533 but you will be foreclosed on within two months. 799 00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,064 - Thanks a lot old man. 800 00:40:26,064 --> 00:40:27,955 - I was given to understand 801 00:40:27,955 --> 00:40:29,220 that the sell of medicinal marijuana 802 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,596 was done only in pharmaceutical shops. 803 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,171 - Ah, yes, I recalled you were one of the 804 00:40:34,171 --> 00:40:38,004 brighter elements in this gang of nincompoops. 805 00:40:39,038 --> 00:40:43,246 If one can make such comparisons among the lower forms. 806 00:40:43,246 --> 00:40:45,121 But you were correct, nerd, 807 00:40:45,121 --> 00:40:48,473 in alluding to the popularity of the shops. 808 00:40:48,473 --> 00:40:52,055 But those are for amateurs, morons. 809 00:40:52,055 --> 00:40:55,222 They're targets for miscreant thieves. 810 00:40:56,582 --> 00:41:00,749 Pimps and gangbangers shooting eachother just for a taste. 811 00:41:01,764 --> 00:41:05,431 Now, the only way to go is special delivery. 812 00:41:06,749 --> 00:41:10,082 So, let's get down to some business, ay? 813 00:41:14,144 --> 00:41:15,567 - Oh, shit. 814 00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:17,686 - Besides the traditional seeds and weeds, 815 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:20,587 I've got brownies, cookies, ice cream, 816 00:41:20,587 --> 00:41:22,670 even newfangled lemonade. 817 00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:26,243 One taste will blast you over the moon. 818 00:41:26,243 --> 00:41:27,495 (laughing) 819 00:41:27,495 --> 00:41:30,013 - Actually gramps, we kinda need your help. 820 00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:32,155 - The only help you're likely to get from me 821 00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:34,322 is a retroactive abortion. 822 00:41:35,756 --> 00:41:37,161 - I shoulda known. 823 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:41,781 - But we're serious Mr., um, I mean, gra, uh, Dr. Weed. 824 00:41:41,781 --> 00:41:43,246 - Really serious, gramps. 825 00:41:43,246 --> 00:41:45,898 Like the whole world is screwed kind of serious. 826 00:41:45,898 --> 00:41:47,581 - What are you babbling on about? 827 00:41:47,581 --> 00:41:48,936 - Well, we're not sure but. 828 00:41:48,936 --> 00:41:51,746 - It's an invasion, aliens from another world 829 00:41:51,746 --> 00:41:54,067 planning a take over of Earth. 830 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:55,891 - Since the day your mother squeezed you out 831 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:59,809 of her rectal cavity, you've been nothing but misery for me. 832 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,873 And now you're giving me this bullshit 833 00:42:01,873 --> 00:42:04,206 about invasions from aliens? 834 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,803 Let's get out of here, nursey. 835 00:42:07,803 --> 00:42:08,636 - Wait. 836 00:42:08,636 --> 00:42:10,969 - We can prove it, we think. 837 00:42:15,481 --> 00:42:18,481 (psychedelic music) 838 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:26,483 - [Larnell] There it is, the advance scout of the invasion. 839 00:42:26,483 --> 00:42:27,316 - What of it? 840 00:42:27,316 --> 00:42:29,074 It's a cheap movie prop. 841 00:42:29,074 --> 00:42:30,796 - That's what I thought at first too, but. 842 00:42:30,796 --> 00:42:31,900 - But what? 843 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,167 Spit it out, you incompetent imbecile. 844 00:42:34,167 --> 00:42:36,523 - Two of our friends checked out gramps, we think the bong 845 00:42:36,523 --> 00:42:37,740 - We believe that there's 846 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:41,426 a possibility that the bong has taken them. 847 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:44,564 - You clowns must take me for the biggest rube in history. 848 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:46,564 - Give it a sec, gramps. 849 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:50,858 (light dramatic music) 850 00:42:50,858 --> 00:42:53,146 Well come on, say something, damnit. 851 00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:55,421 Show us your power over us little ants. 852 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:58,671 (light dramatic music) 853 00:43:02,862 --> 00:43:05,335 He's shutting us out, dudes, not cool. 854 00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:07,089 Bong's being a total D-bag. 855 00:43:07,089 --> 00:43:08,256 - Total D-bag. 856 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:13,996 - No, no, no, wait, wait. 857 00:43:13,996 --> 00:43:17,246 There's something else you have to see. 858 00:43:24,318 --> 00:43:26,068 - Fucking astounding. 859 00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:29,541 - Don't touch it. 860 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:31,983 It's properties of reproduction and accelerated growth 861 00:43:31,983 --> 00:43:34,986 are beyond anything I've encountered. 862 00:43:34,986 --> 00:43:36,471 (laughing) 863 00:43:36,471 --> 00:43:40,388 - Indeedy, Nurse Hookah, a veritable gold mine. 864 00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:43,649 Where did you get it? 865 00:43:43,649 --> 00:43:44,521 - Oh, out by the old 866 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:45,769 - Hang tight, Al. 867 00:43:45,769 --> 00:43:47,329 Gramps gets nothing from us, 868 00:43:47,329 --> 00:43:49,333 not until he gives over something. 869 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,927 - Oh, so now you think you can bargain with me, huh? 870 00:43:51,927 --> 00:43:53,923 With your frazzled little brain. 871 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:55,239 - Settle down, beast. 872 00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,035 We just think you got something we can use. 873 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,187 - Yeah? 874 00:43:59,187 --> 00:44:00,533 Like what? 875 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:03,200 - The evil bong, the bitch bong. 876 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,404 - How do you know I have her? 877 00:44:05,404 --> 00:44:07,911 - Don't snow me gramps, I know you got her. 878 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,580 We left you down there in the jungle with her 879 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,174 and no way you'd escape without taking her with you. 880 00:44:12,174 --> 00:44:16,248 - Yes, I still owe you for that ditching me down there. 881 00:44:16,248 --> 00:44:18,922 You puss oozing pecker. 882 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:20,593 - Let's just call it even for all the crap 883 00:44:20,593 --> 00:44:22,936 you dished out on me over the years. 884 00:44:22,936 --> 00:44:24,930 Right now, we're just looking for a little trade. 885 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,431 Call it a loan. 886 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,551 - I call it extortion. 887 00:44:28,551 --> 00:44:30,576 I think this thing stinks like a sumo wrestler's 888 00:44:30,576 --> 00:44:33,576 just taken a dump on a burning tire. 889 00:44:37,116 --> 00:44:38,850 - So where is she? 890 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,090 - Who? 891 00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:41,507 - The bitch bong. 892 00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:45,811 - I have to go and get her, she's in a safe place. 893 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:48,548 - Yeah, I'll bet she's in a safe place. 894 00:44:48,548 --> 00:44:52,081 (dramatic drumming) 895 00:44:52,081 --> 00:44:53,414 - Oh, very well. 896 00:44:59,205 --> 00:45:02,087 (muffled mumbling) 897 00:45:02,087 --> 00:45:03,914 - There you go, pooky poo. 898 00:45:03,914 --> 00:45:06,164 (mumbling) 899 00:45:08,051 --> 00:45:09,218 There you are. 900 00:45:10,642 --> 00:45:12,505 - You trying to suffocate a girl? 901 00:45:12,505 --> 00:45:13,565 Damn. 902 00:45:13,565 --> 00:45:17,648 - It's all in interest of safety, you understand. 903 00:45:20,204 --> 00:45:21,428 - Safety, my ass. 904 00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:23,639 Your safety, maybe, honky. 905 00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:26,439 Tape on my mouth only pisses me off. 906 00:45:26,439 --> 00:45:29,041 Can't keep a woman down like that. 907 00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:32,708 - Yes, you're right sweetheart, I apologize. 908 00:45:34,411 --> 00:45:37,909 - That's bad gramps, Dick Cheney on a goose hunt bad. 909 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:41,852 - Ah, hell no, not those crazy white boys again. 910 00:45:41,852 --> 00:45:44,826 How many times you try to kill me already? 911 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,684 - Uh, well, actually last time we all 912 00:45:47,684 --> 00:45:49,244 defeated the king bong together, 913 00:45:49,244 --> 00:45:50,856 if you remember correctly. 914 00:45:50,856 --> 00:45:53,172 - Oh, I remember alright. 915 00:45:53,172 --> 00:45:57,316 Then you left me down in that hot, sweaty jungle, 916 00:45:57,316 --> 00:46:01,239 all them bugs and spiders crawling all over me. 917 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,072 Oh, lordy! 918 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:06,803 How do you plan to torture me this time, you little shits? 919 00:46:06,803 --> 00:46:10,346 - No torture, just asking for a little advice is all. 920 00:46:10,346 --> 00:46:11,237 - Advice? 921 00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:14,070 You mean, you want my help? 922 00:46:14,070 --> 00:46:17,414 - Well if you wanna put it that way. 923 00:46:17,414 --> 00:46:20,944 - Wait a goddamn minute, what in the hell? 924 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:21,777 Oowee. 925 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:28,124 Now that is some kind of sweet, sweet weed. 926 00:46:28,124 --> 00:46:30,178 Wouldn't you say Doctor? 927 00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:33,978 - Just what the doctor ordered, sweetheart. 928 00:46:33,978 --> 00:46:36,375 - Oh, we could do something with this on the streets. 929 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:40,047 Uh, I mean, for medicinal purposes of course. 930 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,380 - Oh, of course. 931 00:46:42,328 --> 00:46:44,235 - Wait a second, nobody's doing anything 932 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,055 until we get a little help with our problem here. 933 00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,595 - What little problem is that? 934 00:46:48,595 --> 00:46:49,428 Your dick? 935 00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:52,777 - No, not his little mustard prick. 936 00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:53,819 This. 937 00:46:53,819 --> 00:46:56,569 (dramatic music) 938 00:47:00,717 --> 00:47:02,327 - It's from outer space. 939 00:47:02,327 --> 00:47:03,845 - What you talking bout Willis? 940 00:47:03,845 --> 00:47:06,342 - I mean this little problem could be your little problem. 941 00:47:06,342 --> 00:47:08,269 Could be the whole world's little problem. 942 00:47:08,269 --> 00:47:09,657 - In simplest terms, 943 00:47:09,657 --> 00:47:12,831 we believe an alien invasion may be afoot. 944 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:13,664 - Yeah. 945 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:16,102 - You dumb geeks have all done flipped. 946 00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,775 - Maybe you could just talk to it or something, 947 00:47:17,775 --> 00:47:18,673 and just you know just. 948 00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:19,719 - Talk to it? 949 00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,369 You dumb ass cracker, what am I? 950 00:47:21,369 --> 00:47:23,325 Some side show act motherfucker? 951 00:47:23,325 --> 00:47:25,827 - Well, no, but I mean, 952 00:47:25,827 --> 00:47:28,735 there aren't that many talking bongs and I just thought. 953 00:47:28,735 --> 00:47:30,309 - There's only one of me, 954 00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:33,522 and don't you let your lily white ass every forget it. 955 00:47:33,522 --> 00:47:35,689 - But this one was running his mouth earlier, 956 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:38,084 saying some really nasty stuff. 957 00:47:38,084 --> 00:47:39,631 Insults that were totally uncalled for 958 00:47:39,631 --> 00:47:41,668 and unprovoked, I might add. 959 00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:42,596 - This one? 960 00:47:42,596 --> 00:47:43,556 Talking? 961 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:46,939 Shit, thing's nothing but a piece of junk. 962 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:49,744 Let's grab some of this super weed and get out of here. 963 00:47:49,744 --> 00:47:51,661 - I concur, sweetheart. 964 00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:56,349 - You dare to refer to me as a piece of junk? 965 00:47:56,349 --> 00:47:57,797 My outward appearance is designed 966 00:47:57,797 --> 00:48:00,947 for me to blend better within your rudimentary world. 967 00:48:00,947 --> 00:48:03,346 To better fool your simple minds. 968 00:48:03,346 --> 00:48:04,932 - Who you calling simple, motherfucker? 969 00:48:04,932 --> 00:48:07,245 - You are nothing but trash to be swept into the gutters 970 00:48:07,245 --> 00:48:09,705 of what you call the ghetto of this world. 971 00:48:09,705 --> 00:48:10,763 - Say what? 972 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:14,187 Oh, let me at him, I'm gonna kill him. 973 00:48:14,187 --> 00:48:16,824 - Calm down now, sweetheart, take it easy. 974 00:48:16,824 --> 00:48:18,910 We'll take care of this imposter 975 00:48:18,910 --> 00:48:21,949 in due course, I assure you. 976 00:48:21,949 --> 00:48:22,782 Well now. 977 00:48:24,061 --> 00:48:26,144 What do you guys propose? 978 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,090 - Take it away. 979 00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:33,909 Here's what we're thinking, gramps. 980 00:48:33,909 --> 00:48:35,835 We want you to take a toke from that thing. 981 00:48:35,835 --> 00:48:39,405 Do a little research, do a little recon, report back to us. 982 00:48:39,405 --> 00:48:40,448 (scoffing) 983 00:48:40,448 --> 00:48:41,819 - You're insane. 984 00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:42,652 - We need Eebee's help 985 00:48:42,652 --> 00:48:45,041 to help get our friends back, Bachman and Rabbit, 986 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:47,391 and to stop this invasion from happening. 987 00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:49,592 - [Alien Bong] You think I cannot hear you? 988 00:48:49,592 --> 00:48:51,228 Fools! 989 00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:52,977 - She's gotta know how to beat him. 990 00:48:52,977 --> 00:48:54,817 - I don't know nothing about that fucker. 991 00:48:54,817 --> 00:48:55,920 Except he's an asshole. 992 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,814 - You wanna get your hands on some of that alien weed? 993 00:48:57,814 --> 00:48:59,432 Then you're gonna help us out. 994 00:48:59,432 --> 00:49:01,754 - Why the hell would I go in there? 995 00:49:01,754 --> 00:49:02,895 - We've got what you want pops, 996 00:49:02,895 --> 00:49:06,014 and you're not getting it until you help us out. 997 00:49:06,014 --> 00:49:07,764 Oh shit, damn strong. 998 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,149 - Yeah, indeed she is. 999 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:13,482 Grown from the finest stock. 1000 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,960 So, here's the new plan. 1001 00:49:18,522 --> 00:49:21,297 While I could get greedy over the weedy 1002 00:49:21,297 --> 00:49:22,744 and take what I want, 1003 00:49:22,744 --> 00:49:25,842 I have to admit that I too am a little curious. 1004 00:49:25,842 --> 00:49:30,556 So, you guys are gonna go into the dragon's lair, 1005 00:49:30,556 --> 00:49:33,859 on this recon that you speak of, 1006 00:49:33,859 --> 00:49:36,371 and I'm gonna wait out here and keep my eye out 1007 00:49:36,371 --> 00:49:39,560 on this, uh, stupid friend of yours. 1008 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,140 - Dudes don't do it. 1009 00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:43,608 There's no way you can trust this crank yanker. 1010 00:49:43,608 --> 00:49:45,304 - Let me assure you gentlemen, 1011 00:49:45,304 --> 00:49:48,227 that Nurse Hookah is well schooled 1012 00:49:48,227 --> 00:49:51,060 in all aspects of the deadly arts. 1013 00:49:52,201 --> 00:49:55,635 And she wouldn't hesitate for one second to use them, 1014 00:49:55,635 --> 00:49:58,885 to extinguish yet another stupid dweeb. 1015 00:50:01,058 --> 00:50:03,844 - Another, you mean she's done this before? 1016 00:50:03,844 --> 00:50:05,029 (karate screaming) 1017 00:50:05,029 --> 00:50:06,348 Not now, Larnell. 1018 00:50:06,348 --> 00:50:08,388 Perhaps we should do as he demands. 1019 00:50:08,388 --> 00:50:09,877 - [Larnell] This ain't right, Al. 1020 00:50:09,877 --> 00:50:13,960 - Agreed, but we have one more demand of our own. 1021 00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:17,176 - And what might that be? 1022 00:50:17,176 --> 00:50:18,974 - We need Eebee to go with us. 1023 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,123 - Out of the question. 1024 00:50:20,123 --> 00:50:23,000 - No, she's necessary for the success of this mission. 1025 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,167 - Oh, hell no. 1026 00:50:25,184 --> 00:50:26,939 - I wouldn't let them hurt you sweetheart, 1027 00:50:26,939 --> 00:50:28,728 you know that, never. 1028 00:50:28,728 --> 00:50:30,492 - Let's face it gramps, there could be a whole lot more 1029 00:50:30,492 --> 00:50:32,558 of this space weed where that came from. 1030 00:50:32,558 --> 00:50:35,081 - Oh no you don't old man. 1031 00:50:35,081 --> 00:50:38,913 I know that look in your eye when greed takes over. 1032 00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:40,393 - Just think of it Eebee. 1033 00:50:40,393 --> 00:50:42,376 We could get what we wanted. 1034 00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:44,820 An opportunity to take over the world 1035 00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:48,236 with the greatest source of grass known to man. 1036 00:50:48,236 --> 00:50:52,999 Leading to the rise, the unrivaled, unchecked rise 1037 00:50:52,999 --> 00:50:56,416 to fame and fortune of the good Dr. Weed. 1038 00:50:58,915 --> 00:51:01,947 - And you just gonna leave me out on street, is that it? 1039 00:51:01,947 --> 00:51:05,550 - Oh, no sweetheart, no, no, no, no, never. 1040 00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:07,716 - Typical, honkey motherfucker. 1041 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:10,751 You gonna dump me for this white piece of ass ain't ya? 1042 00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:14,918 - No, no, no, no, Nurse Hookah has certain attributes, 1043 00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:19,950 but nothing to compare with you sweetness, huh? 1044 00:51:19,950 --> 00:51:23,033 (light hopeful tune) 1045 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,902 Sweetheart. 1046 00:51:26,902 --> 00:51:29,626 (giggling) 1047 00:51:29,626 --> 00:51:31,876 - Oh man, they're so gross. 1048 00:51:33,142 --> 00:51:36,388 - Let's clip it along gramps, make out sess is over. 1049 00:51:36,388 --> 00:51:38,039 Let's do this thing. 1050 00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:39,704 - I'm gonna get you for this, hmm? 1051 00:51:39,704 --> 00:51:40,997 Doctor Viagra. 1052 00:51:40,997 --> 00:51:43,997 (psychedelic music) 1053 00:51:45,731 --> 00:51:47,362 (choking) 1054 00:51:47,362 --> 00:51:50,112 (dramatic music) 1055 00:52:05,624 --> 00:52:08,677 - Man, this thing creeps me out. 1056 00:52:08,677 --> 00:52:12,155 - It is only because your simple mind cannot grasp 1057 00:52:12,155 --> 00:52:14,357 the untold power before you. 1058 00:52:14,357 --> 00:52:16,774 - Who are you calling simple? 1059 00:52:18,258 --> 00:52:19,364 - Excuse me, Junior, 1060 00:52:19,364 --> 00:52:22,188 I don't believe I gave you permission to. 1061 00:52:22,188 --> 00:52:23,488 - Fuck your permission, bro. 1062 00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:24,894 We gotta get in there. 1063 00:52:24,894 --> 00:52:28,919 Pardon me if I use my own stash instead of that alien shit. 1064 00:52:28,919 --> 00:52:31,379 - Oh this thin, weak earthly vegetation is an afront 1065 00:52:31,379 --> 00:52:34,153 to my senses, but do as you will. 1066 00:52:34,153 --> 00:52:36,403 - Oh I will Tarzan, I will. 1067 00:52:39,462 --> 00:52:43,223 - You offend me, you disgust me, you repulse me. 1068 00:52:43,223 --> 00:52:44,640 Take me you worm. 1069 00:52:49,143 --> 00:52:51,560 - This bong has issues, dude. 1070 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:53,870 - Yes. 1071 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:56,571 (evil laughing) 1072 00:52:56,571 --> 00:52:58,738 Humans are such easy prey. 1073 00:53:02,452 --> 00:53:05,138 (screeching) 1074 00:53:05,138 --> 00:53:08,305 (quick whipping tone) 1075 00:53:09,266 --> 00:53:10,099 - Whoa. 1076 00:53:11,051 --> 00:53:13,301 (laughing) 1077 00:53:14,209 --> 00:53:15,792 Okay Al, your turn. 1078 00:53:18,671 --> 00:53:20,961 Come on Al, don't back out now. 1079 00:53:20,961 --> 00:53:22,502 - Oh, indeed, no. 1080 00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:26,585 Friends need saving, plus think of the discovery. 1081 00:53:27,717 --> 00:53:30,117 - Whatever works for you, now suck it. 1082 00:53:30,117 --> 00:53:31,534 - Hmm, admirable. 1083 00:53:32,564 --> 00:53:34,564 Now join me in my world. 1084 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,900 (laughing) 1085 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,400 Let me blow your fragile mind. 1086 00:53:47,473 --> 00:53:50,640 (quick whipping tone) 1087 00:53:52,723 --> 00:53:54,973 (laughing) 1088 00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:02,848 - I hate to be the one to break this to you Eebee, 1089 00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,181 but you're next. 1090 00:54:05,218 --> 00:54:07,003 - You're gonna get it, you're gonna get it, 1091 00:54:07,003 --> 00:54:08,344 you're gonna get it! 1092 00:54:08,344 --> 00:54:10,320 - Silence, wench. 1093 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,912 Let me take you. 1094 00:54:11,912 --> 00:54:14,086 - Whoa, I feel like I went to an orgy, 1095 00:54:14,086 --> 00:54:16,586 but nobody gave me the butter. 1096 00:54:19,870 --> 00:54:21,598 (laughing) 1097 00:54:21,598 --> 00:54:23,515 - A new day has dawned. 1098 00:54:24,352 --> 00:54:26,966 Soon our worlds will unite. 1099 00:54:26,966 --> 00:54:29,633 (chiming music) 1100 00:54:34,434 --> 00:54:36,767 (screaming) 1101 00:54:40,464 --> 00:54:43,547 (mechanical pulsing) 1102 00:54:45,845 --> 00:54:46,678 - Rabbit? 1103 00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:51,518 - They got me, man. 1104 00:54:51,518 --> 00:54:53,111 - What's that noise, bro? 1105 00:54:53,111 --> 00:54:55,111 - They got me hooked up. 1106 00:54:56,016 --> 00:54:59,132 - Oh, they're jizz milking you, Hoss. 1107 00:54:59,132 --> 00:55:01,180 - They want our seed, man. 1108 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:03,231 - But this is some sick shit, bro. 1109 00:55:03,231 --> 00:55:04,809 - You gotta get this off of me. 1110 00:55:04,809 --> 00:55:06,648 - I am not touching that thing. 1111 00:55:06,648 --> 00:55:09,050 - What if they're raising our babies 1112 00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:11,300 to an army to invade Earth? 1113 00:55:12,262 --> 00:55:13,395 - That's a new one. 1114 00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:18,002 - Or maybe they're raising our babies to eat them. 1115 00:55:18,002 --> 00:55:19,842 They're cannibals. 1116 00:55:19,842 --> 00:55:20,982 (sobbing) 1117 00:55:20,982 --> 00:55:23,232 Cannibals, oh the humanity! 1118 00:55:25,265 --> 00:55:28,348 - Calm it down dude, where's Bachman? 1119 00:55:30,622 --> 00:55:34,427 - They got him, they got him so far out. 1120 00:55:34,427 --> 00:55:35,576 - Hang tight. 1121 00:55:35,576 --> 00:55:36,697 (yelping) 1122 00:55:36,697 --> 00:55:38,106 - Don't leave me, man. 1123 00:55:38,106 --> 00:55:39,086 (sobbing) 1124 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,669 No, don't leave me! 1125 00:55:43,869 --> 00:55:46,148 - You're not alone, talk to Jesus. 1126 00:55:46,148 --> 00:55:46,981 BRB. 1127 00:55:48,596 --> 00:55:50,467 (mumbling) 1128 00:55:50,467 --> 00:55:53,111 (sobbing) 1129 00:55:53,111 --> 00:55:55,611 (eerie music) 1130 00:55:59,191 --> 00:56:03,862 - The alien world, or the bong world if you will, 1131 00:56:03,862 --> 00:56:07,686 seems to be comprised of very little physical matter. 1132 00:56:07,686 --> 00:56:11,353 In here, this fog, these meager furnishings, 1133 00:56:13,215 --> 00:56:18,014 seems to be contrived merely to placate our human minds 1134 00:56:18,014 --> 00:56:20,181 and possibly nothing else. 1135 00:56:22,257 --> 00:56:26,152 Perhaps, in fact these images have been taken from our minds 1136 00:56:26,152 --> 00:56:28,354 to serve no purpose except basically 1137 00:56:28,354 --> 00:56:31,687 to give us illusion for our own benefit. 1138 00:56:34,051 --> 00:56:35,677 Thus far, I have seen no sign 1139 00:56:35,677 --> 00:56:38,817 of Bachman, Larnell, or Rabbit. 1140 00:56:38,817 --> 00:56:43,369 Nor have I seen any sign of any alien beings. 1141 00:56:43,369 --> 00:56:45,818 I have, although, discerned the sound 1142 00:56:45,818 --> 00:56:47,552 of what can only be described as 1143 00:56:47,552 --> 00:56:50,299 some kind of mechanical device. 1144 00:56:50,299 --> 00:56:51,132 Example. 1145 00:56:51,132 --> 00:56:53,913 (mechanical sucking) 1146 00:56:53,913 --> 00:56:54,746 - Hmm, 1147 00:56:56,275 --> 00:56:57,275 fascinating. 1148 00:56:59,406 --> 00:57:01,243 Moving on to investigate. 1149 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:03,743 (eerie music) 1150 00:57:06,433 --> 00:57:10,408 There's most certainly a machine at work here, 1151 00:57:10,408 --> 00:57:13,658 but I can't see anything in this foggy. 1152 00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:17,969 (grunting) 1153 00:57:17,969 --> 00:57:19,802 I seem to have tripped 1154 00:57:21,046 --> 00:57:23,046 on some living organism. 1155 00:57:26,295 --> 00:57:29,763 There's fluid running through it, 1156 00:57:29,763 --> 00:57:33,722 the fluid is being transferred from somewhere else 1157 00:57:33,722 --> 00:57:35,972 into a series of vast jugs. 1158 00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:39,792 What it is or for what purpose, 1159 00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:42,887 I cannot understand yet without further observation. 1160 00:57:42,887 --> 00:57:45,970 (mechanical pulsing) 1161 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,505 (grunting) 1162 00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:59,672 The smell is unpleasant and pronounced, to say the least. 1163 00:58:02,597 --> 00:58:06,680 The viscosity is similar to that of a consistency 1164 00:58:09,524 --> 00:58:13,561 of a kind of material that I, I'm not entirely sure of, 1165 00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:16,728 but it's absolutely disgusting and it. 1166 00:58:19,483 --> 00:58:20,316 Oh, my. 1167 00:58:22,474 --> 00:58:25,772 I seem to have encountered an alien being. 1168 00:58:25,772 --> 00:58:29,605 Female, by all accounts, voluptuous in nature, 1169 00:58:31,128 --> 00:58:32,314 with a physical attractiveness an 1170 00:58:32,314 --> 00:58:35,222 average male might find appealing. 1171 00:58:35,222 --> 00:58:37,198 Is this the alien's true form, 1172 00:58:37,198 --> 00:58:41,115 or has her imagery been plucked from my memory? 1173 00:58:43,122 --> 00:58:45,697 Although, I can't necessary recall ever imagining 1174 00:58:45,697 --> 00:58:47,918 a naked woman with images painted on her 1175 00:58:47,918 --> 00:58:50,292 as if the brush strokes had been applied 1176 00:58:50,292 --> 00:58:52,292 by some of sexual tiger. 1177 00:58:53,803 --> 00:58:55,970 (kissing) 1178 00:58:57,010 --> 00:58:59,343 Oh my, the alien is amorous. 1179 00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:03,560 (recorder breaking) 1180 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,576 Oh no, no, my field notes. 1181 00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:06,783 Wait, wait, no. 1182 00:59:06,783 --> 00:59:09,283 Oh my god, please, please, no. 1183 00:59:10,419 --> 00:59:13,086 (chiming music) 1184 00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:18,836 (laughing) 1185 00:59:23,764 --> 00:59:28,045 - It seems your friend has made a scientific discovery. 1186 00:59:28,045 --> 00:59:28,980 (laughing) 1187 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:32,217 - He is now one with the hive. 1188 00:59:32,217 --> 00:59:33,448 - The hive? 1189 00:59:33,448 --> 00:59:35,056 What the fuck? 1190 00:59:35,056 --> 00:59:36,304 - Yeah, yeah, hive. 1191 00:59:36,304 --> 00:59:40,179 Don't you know what a hive is, simpleton? 1192 00:59:40,179 --> 00:59:43,797 - Yeah, it's like for bees and shit. 1193 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:45,104 (laughing) 1194 00:59:45,104 --> 00:59:47,249 - Bees and shit. 1195 00:59:47,249 --> 00:59:51,492 And all the insects, all the insects of the earth. 1196 00:59:51,492 --> 00:59:53,825 Insects meaning humans, huh? 1197 00:59:56,029 --> 00:59:57,494 Am I correct? 1198 00:59:57,494 --> 01:00:00,631 - Rudimentary, but accurate. 1199 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:01,915 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1200 01:00:01,915 --> 01:00:04,165 (laughing) 1201 01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:08,895 You mean to assimilate us, hm? 1202 01:00:09,891 --> 01:00:13,058 Not necessarily invade and destroy us. 1203 01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:15,970 - Oh, uh, perhaps. 1204 01:00:16,895 --> 01:00:20,361 - You want to live among us, share our world with us, eh? 1205 01:00:20,361 --> 01:00:22,111 Not rule over us, hm? 1206 01:00:23,242 --> 01:00:25,242 - That is one concept, yes. 1207 01:00:25,242 --> 01:00:27,413 (laughing) 1208 01:00:27,413 --> 01:00:28,663 - You see, boy? 1209 01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:33,049 You've been worried over nothing. 1210 01:00:33,049 --> 01:00:35,214 (laughing) 1211 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,177 - How much of your weed you been smoking, 1212 01:00:36,177 --> 01:00:38,158 you stupid sag bag? 1213 01:00:38,158 --> 01:00:40,868 This bong is snowing you. 1214 01:00:40,868 --> 01:00:44,400 - I think I'm old enough to be able to discern deception. 1215 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,114 (laughing) 1216 01:00:46,114 --> 01:00:50,197 Even though my faculties may be slightly impaired 1217 01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:54,804 because of certain hallucinatory elements. 1218 01:00:54,804 --> 01:00:57,054 (laughing) 1219 01:01:02,077 --> 01:01:03,967 Anybody got any pizza? 1220 01:01:03,967 --> 01:01:06,217 (laughing) 1221 01:01:07,422 --> 01:01:09,793 - Man, you better not be smoking that super grass 1222 01:01:09,793 --> 01:01:11,446 that's growing on the counter. 1223 01:01:11,446 --> 01:01:13,118 You don't know what that shit'll do to you. 1224 01:01:13,118 --> 01:01:16,298 - Don't make me out a fool, boy. 1225 01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:19,189 - Well you haven't been playing this one too smart so far. 1226 01:01:19,189 --> 01:01:20,788 As far as I can tell you're playing 1227 01:01:20,788 --> 01:01:25,157 right in to this helium bot's hands, or hoses, or whatever. 1228 01:01:25,157 --> 01:01:27,407 (laughing) 1229 01:01:28,486 --> 01:01:30,986 - I have it all under control. 1230 01:01:31,926 --> 01:01:33,740 (laughing) 1231 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:35,012 - Shit, Larnell was right. 1232 01:01:35,012 --> 01:01:37,159 These aliens are gonna totally work us over. 1233 01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:39,409 (laughing) 1234 01:01:43,363 --> 01:01:45,530 (moaning) 1235 01:01:46,496 --> 01:01:49,579 (mechanical pulsing) 1236 01:02:06,262 --> 01:02:07,526 - Bachman? 1237 01:02:07,526 --> 01:02:08,359 - Dude. 1238 01:02:09,428 --> 01:02:11,871 - Bach, what the hell? 1239 01:02:11,871 --> 01:02:14,997 - I've been probed, in my dong. 1240 01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:15,997 - I knew it. 1241 01:02:16,910 --> 01:02:18,697 - Hold up white boy. (yelping) 1242 01:02:18,697 --> 01:02:20,351 You don't wanna be touching that shit. 1243 01:02:20,351 --> 01:02:21,352 - But I gotta help him? 1244 01:02:21,352 --> 01:02:22,363 - How? 1245 01:02:22,363 --> 01:02:25,141 Decorate your garden, use him for mulch? 1246 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:26,193 - Listen, bitch, if you're not gonna 1247 01:02:26,193 --> 01:02:28,305 be constructive then zip it, alright? 1248 01:02:28,305 --> 01:02:30,417 - Just tryin to help. 1249 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:33,816 - Well if you wanna help then tell me what's happening here. 1250 01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:36,066 - Dude, they sucked me dry. 1251 01:02:38,072 --> 01:02:41,105 - He's right, this boy's seed is history. 1252 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:44,542 His meat flute ain't playing no more tunes, baby. 1253 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:46,625 - My wacker's toast, bro. 1254 01:02:49,339 --> 01:02:54,080 - Just hang on, B, I'm gonna think of something okay? 1255 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,448 Eebee, how about some suggestions? 1256 01:02:56,448 --> 01:02:59,650 - Oh ho, so now you wanna hear from me, is that it? 1257 01:02:59,650 --> 01:03:01,737 Done keeping a good woman down? 1258 01:03:01,737 --> 01:03:03,601 - I'm sorry for snapping, okay? 1259 01:03:03,601 --> 01:03:04,985 - Oppressive cracker. 1260 01:03:04,985 --> 01:03:06,835 - How about some ideas here, Eebee? 1261 01:03:06,835 --> 01:03:09,046 - Ideas wouldn't be a bad thing. 1262 01:03:09,046 --> 01:03:09,879 I wouldn't mind getting out 1263 01:03:09,879 --> 01:03:12,207 of here while the getting's good. 1264 01:03:12,207 --> 01:03:13,086 - So? 1265 01:03:13,086 --> 01:03:14,664 - Okay, look numb nuts. 1266 01:03:14,664 --> 01:03:17,091 These aliens want some human seed. 1267 01:03:17,091 --> 01:03:19,684 Don't know why, and I don't care. 1268 01:03:19,684 --> 01:03:21,801 My guess is they're raising a bunch 1269 01:03:21,801 --> 01:03:25,276 of imitation humans to help invade Earth. 1270 01:03:25,276 --> 01:03:28,051 - Yeah, kinda like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? 1271 01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:29,051 - With weed. 1272 01:03:30,756 --> 01:03:32,084 (yelping) 1273 01:03:32,084 --> 01:03:34,251 (gasping) 1274 01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:38,233 - Aw, shit monkey. 1275 01:03:40,825 --> 01:03:42,351 - Just hang tight there, B. 1276 01:03:42,351 --> 01:03:44,518 I'll get you out, somehow. 1277 01:03:46,087 --> 01:03:47,223 Watch my boy, Eebee. 1278 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,223 - Oh yeah, I'll do that. 1279 01:03:52,585 --> 01:03:53,418 Idiot. 1280 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,413 (static) 1281 01:03:59,543 --> 01:04:01,935 (mechanical pulsing) 1282 01:04:01,935 --> 01:04:04,185 (groaning) 1283 01:04:08,338 --> 01:04:09,171 - Al? 1284 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:12,263 (groaning) 1285 01:04:14,677 --> 01:04:18,171 Oh, they got you by the groin, man. 1286 01:04:18,171 --> 01:04:20,588 - Larnell, you gotta help me. 1287 01:04:21,616 --> 01:04:25,234 I don't want them taking my essence. 1288 01:04:25,234 --> 01:04:27,496 - I totally get it, man, that is some menses splooge. 1289 01:04:27,496 --> 01:04:29,760 Valuable shit on the black market. 1290 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,677 - It just amounts to such an extreme violation. 1291 01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:38,163 (groaning) 1292 01:04:45,834 --> 01:04:47,952 - Oh, it sounds as if another 1293 01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:49,696 has been brought into the folds. 1294 01:04:49,696 --> 01:04:51,946 (laughing) 1295 01:04:54,414 --> 01:04:57,663 - I don't know what you're smiling about old man. 1296 01:04:57,663 --> 01:05:00,830 - It's very simple, you ignoramus, eh. 1297 01:05:02,462 --> 01:05:04,474 The aliens have their intentions set 1298 01:05:04,474 --> 01:05:07,807 on taking over the world, and I for one, 1299 01:05:10,216 --> 01:05:13,474 have no fear because they are going to need 1300 01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:17,557 humans of higher learning to give them assistance 1301 01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:22,850 in maintaining the earth at a functioning level. 1302 01:05:22,850 --> 01:05:24,359 (laughing) 1303 01:05:24,359 --> 01:05:26,230 - And you think that's gonna be you? 1304 01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:27,837 - I know it's gonna be me. 1305 01:05:27,837 --> 01:05:30,087 (laughing) 1306 01:05:32,287 --> 01:05:34,787 Isn't that so, Mr. Alien Bong? 1307 01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:38,640 - Why of course it is. 1308 01:05:41,227 --> 01:05:44,463 - You're an idiot, you dirty old hippy. 1309 01:05:44,463 --> 01:05:46,427 (gasping) 1310 01:05:46,427 --> 01:05:47,832 - No! 1311 01:05:47,832 --> 01:05:50,793 Nurse, nurse, Nurse Hookah. 1312 01:05:50,793 --> 01:05:51,626 Oh, my. 1313 01:05:52,553 --> 01:05:54,463 Oh dear, oh dear. 1314 01:05:54,463 --> 01:05:57,929 - Damn, she's got a hard noggin. 1315 01:05:57,929 --> 01:05:58,762 - Stop! 1316 01:05:59,635 --> 01:06:00,925 - What the fuck? 1317 01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:02,331 It's time to take it out. 1318 01:06:02,331 --> 01:06:04,204 - And you think that's the best thing to do? 1319 01:06:04,204 --> 01:06:05,037 - Fucking this thing up's 1320 01:06:05,037 --> 01:06:07,144 the best idea I've had in a long time. 1321 01:06:07,144 --> 01:06:11,311 - Then how are you gonna get in there and help your friends? 1322 01:06:12,566 --> 01:06:13,898 - Okay, maybe you've got a good point. 1323 01:06:13,898 --> 01:06:17,761 - Wise decision, though ultimately doomed for failure. 1324 01:06:17,761 --> 01:06:19,287 - We'll see about that. 1325 01:06:19,287 --> 01:06:21,787 (eerie music) 1326 01:06:25,947 --> 01:06:30,030 - Yes, put your lips on that you pathetic maggot. 1327 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:32,237 (water bubbling) 1328 01:06:32,237 --> 01:06:34,487 (laughing) 1329 01:06:38,785 --> 01:06:41,952 (quick whipping tune) 1330 01:06:47,911 --> 01:06:51,239 - Buy a kingdom for a hard on. 1331 01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:52,746 Hello? 1332 01:06:52,746 --> 01:06:54,913 Can you, well, I am spent. 1333 01:06:57,576 --> 01:07:00,500 There's way no two ways about it, I am. 1334 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,333 - Rabbit. 1335 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:04,660 Dude you look like shit. 1336 01:07:06,113 --> 01:07:07,995 What happened? 1337 01:07:07,995 --> 01:07:10,162 - Those alien bong chicks. 1338 01:07:11,346 --> 01:07:12,384 They attacked me. 1339 01:07:12,384 --> 01:07:15,115 - Dude, you didn't learn anything from last time? 1340 01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:17,330 With the poontang? 1341 01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:18,787 - Poontang. 1342 01:07:18,787 --> 01:07:21,088 - You gotta abstain. 1343 01:07:21,088 --> 01:07:23,421 Restrain, resist temptation. 1344 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:27,012 Come on you idiot. 1345 01:07:27,012 --> 01:07:29,762 (dramatic music) 1346 01:07:31,870 --> 01:07:34,037 (moaning) 1347 01:07:41,038 --> 01:07:42,371 - What the hell? 1348 01:07:44,673 --> 01:07:46,210 Bachman? 1349 01:07:46,210 --> 01:07:49,043 - Bro, things ain't going so good. 1350 01:07:50,111 --> 01:07:51,611 - No, not so good. 1351 01:07:55,338 --> 01:07:57,505 (moaning) 1352 01:08:00,007 --> 01:08:02,858 You're a fucking Chia Pet. 1353 01:08:02,858 --> 01:08:04,191 - Ch-ch-ch Chia. 1354 01:08:05,789 --> 01:08:07,553 - You got screwed. 1355 01:08:07,553 --> 01:08:08,386 - No shit. 1356 01:08:09,858 --> 01:08:12,969 You gotta get this stuff off of me, bro. 1357 01:08:12,969 --> 01:08:16,274 - Uh-uh, dude, I'm out of here. 1358 01:08:16,274 --> 01:08:17,555 Rabbit. 1359 01:08:17,555 --> 01:08:19,555 - Don't be a pussy, man. 1360 01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:23,999 (laughing) 1361 01:08:23,999 --> 01:08:24,832 - Rabbit. 1362 01:08:26,389 --> 01:08:27,222 Come on. 1363 01:08:28,064 --> 01:08:29,731 - Guys, come on man. 1364 01:08:32,745 --> 01:08:35,093 (mechanical pulsing) 1365 01:08:35,093 --> 01:08:37,343 (groaning) 1366 01:08:39,665 --> 01:08:41,159 - Holy shit, it's Al. 1367 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,909 (dramatic music) 1368 01:08:53,219 --> 01:08:55,560 - What do you think this thing is? 1369 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,519 Some kind of alien weapon or something? 1370 01:08:57,519 --> 01:08:59,686 - Uh-uh, Brett, uh, Brett. 1371 01:09:00,847 --> 01:09:03,495 - I'm gonna take these cock knockers out. 1372 01:09:03,495 --> 01:09:04,336 (yelling) - Brett I wouldn't do. 1373 01:09:04,336 --> 01:09:05,977 (shattering) 1374 01:09:05,977 --> 01:09:08,144 (yelling) 1375 01:09:12,247 --> 01:09:15,440 - That has some of those boys down. 1376 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,375 - Brother, I hate to break this to you, 1377 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:19,679 but you do not want to know what that is 1378 01:09:19,679 --> 01:09:21,428 you got all over you. 1379 01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:22,924 - What? 1380 01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:23,757 - Jizz. 1381 01:09:25,924 --> 01:09:28,174 - Oh sick, sick fuck, fuck. 1382 01:09:30,388 --> 01:09:32,769 - Hey, it's not so bad, it's not so bad. 1383 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,727 It's just a little of mine, and a little of Bachman's. 1384 01:09:35,727 --> 01:09:37,637 - That's my semen. 1385 01:09:37,637 --> 01:09:39,970 (screaming) 1386 01:09:44,448 --> 01:09:45,362 - Dudes. 1387 01:09:45,362 --> 01:09:47,400 - Bro, look at this shit. 1388 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,051 - You got space wank all over you babe. 1389 01:09:51,051 --> 01:09:53,668 - What's happening to Al? 1390 01:09:53,668 --> 01:09:54,857 - They still got him hooked up, 1391 01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,814 they're milking him pretty good, too. 1392 01:09:56,814 --> 01:09:58,158 (groaning) 1393 01:09:58,158 --> 01:09:59,505 (zapping) 1394 01:09:59,505 --> 01:10:03,170 - Mmhmm, they want that smart jizz. 1395 01:10:03,170 --> 01:10:04,453 That's what they want. 1396 01:10:04,453 --> 01:10:06,358 They're thinking they can take over the world faster 1397 01:10:06,358 --> 01:10:08,684 with smarts than with stupid. 1398 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:10,013 Gotta stop them. 1399 01:10:10,013 --> 01:10:13,902 - I think what she's referring to is that our manhoods 1400 01:10:13,902 --> 01:10:17,377 is lacking in certain intellectual properties. 1401 01:10:17,377 --> 01:10:19,934 - Oh who gives a fuck, let's just get out of here? 1402 01:10:19,934 --> 01:10:22,577 - What about brother Al? 1403 01:10:22,577 --> 01:10:24,827 - I've never felt so alive. 1404 01:10:26,549 --> 01:10:28,649 I'm in so much pain. 1405 01:10:28,649 --> 01:10:29,649 It's cosmic. 1406 01:10:30,599 --> 01:10:31,849 - Hold my bone. 1407 01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:37,841 Be strong for me, Al, this might sting a little bit. 1408 01:10:37,841 --> 01:10:39,127 (groaning) 1409 01:10:39,127 --> 01:10:39,960 - Ow. 1410 01:10:41,090 --> 01:10:41,923 (mumbled whispering) 1411 01:10:41,923 --> 01:10:44,840 (karate screaming) 1412 01:10:50,886 --> 01:10:55,158 - I normally don't hit a lady, but you ain't no ladies. 1413 01:10:55,158 --> 01:10:57,086 - Your joint, sir. 1414 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:58,419 That was monkey. 1415 01:11:00,361 --> 01:11:02,694 - Uh, it was drunken monkey. 1416 01:11:03,618 --> 01:11:04,868 - Right on, Al. 1417 01:11:05,947 --> 01:11:07,348 Look at me, Al. 1418 01:11:07,348 --> 01:11:08,515 On three, one. 1419 01:11:09,707 --> 01:11:10,540 (screaming) 1420 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:11,865 - Oh god. 1421 01:11:11,865 --> 01:11:14,115 (groaning) 1422 01:11:23,681 --> 01:11:26,045 - Now let's get that alien bong. 1423 01:11:26,045 --> 01:11:28,503 - And just how do you propose we do that, spunky monkey? 1424 01:11:28,503 --> 01:11:30,019 We're here in god knows where 1425 01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:32,154 and that thing's back in the head shop. 1426 01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:34,959 - I got an idea, I got an idea. 1427 01:11:34,959 --> 01:11:36,205 - What you got, Eebee? 1428 01:11:36,205 --> 01:11:39,801 - We gotta cause us a chain reaction. 1429 01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:40,634 - Wait, wait, wait. 1430 01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:42,117 I think she has something here. 1431 01:11:42,117 --> 01:11:43,949 I mean the effect of the bong, you know, 1432 01:11:43,949 --> 01:11:45,754 reaches between both worlds. 1433 01:11:45,754 --> 01:11:48,263 Maybe somehow we can reverse the process. 1434 01:11:48,263 --> 01:11:50,259 - Yeah, but how? 1435 01:11:50,259 --> 01:11:53,463 - Well, I figure we need a really strong catalyst, 1436 01:11:53,463 --> 01:11:56,654 you know something to jump start the process. 1437 01:11:56,654 --> 01:11:58,293 - What did you have in mind? 1438 01:11:58,293 --> 01:12:00,876 (smooth music) 1439 01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:06,204 - Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:12:06,204 --> 01:12:07,371 Yes, yes, yes! 1441 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:10,891 - What? 1442 01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,816 - You could be the catalyst. 1443 01:12:12,816 --> 01:12:14,064 - Catalyst? 1444 01:12:14,064 --> 01:12:15,197 - The conduit. 1445 01:12:15,197 --> 01:12:16,405 That right, Al? 1446 01:12:16,405 --> 01:12:17,586 - Correct. 1447 01:12:17,586 --> 01:12:18,472 (laughing) 1448 01:12:18,472 --> 01:12:21,337 - Hey, you're the walrus. 1449 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,424 - Coo coo ca choo. 1450 01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:26,424 (psychedelic music) 1451 01:12:29,380 --> 01:12:32,297 (karate screaming) 1452 01:12:36,455 --> 01:12:38,788 (muttering) 1453 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:03,586 - Alright boys, let's fire this puppy up. 1454 01:13:03,586 --> 01:13:05,168 - Huh? 1455 01:13:05,168 --> 01:13:07,085 No way, no, no, no, no. 1456 01:13:09,166 --> 01:13:11,703 - Yes way, play like a champion for me Bach. 1457 01:13:11,703 --> 01:13:13,916 - No, no, no, no, no. 1458 01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:16,083 (blowing) 1459 01:13:19,023 --> 01:13:20,271 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 1460 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:21,950 - Total team player dude. 1461 01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:24,200 (groaning) 1462 01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:31,165 - It's hot, hot. 1463 01:13:31,165 --> 01:13:31,998 Sucks. 1464 01:13:37,022 --> 01:13:40,022 (high pitched tone) 1465 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,509 (chiming) 1466 01:13:57,145 --> 01:13:59,312 (moaning) 1467 01:14:05,395 --> 01:14:06,228 - No, no! 1468 01:14:07,678 --> 01:14:09,011 My female units! 1469 01:14:10,455 --> 01:14:11,723 My force! 1470 01:14:11,723 --> 01:14:13,118 - What's the matter? 1471 01:14:13,118 --> 01:14:14,784 - Those worms, those bugs. 1472 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,784 They're using my weapons against me. 1473 01:14:19,074 --> 01:14:22,321 Those scum, those insignificant parasites. 1474 01:14:22,321 --> 01:14:24,017 - Yes, yes, I've been saying 1475 01:14:24,017 --> 01:14:27,576 the same thing myself for years now. 1476 01:14:27,576 --> 01:14:30,909 Especially in the case of these cretins. 1477 01:14:32,378 --> 01:14:36,128 Extremely difficult to exterminate parasites. 1478 01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,884 - [Alien Bong] No! 1479 01:14:41,197 --> 01:14:43,232 (scoffing) 1480 01:14:43,232 --> 01:14:45,732 (eerie music) 1481 01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:48,577 - Now it's time we send 1482 01:14:48,577 --> 01:14:51,920 a message to the man, the bong in charge. 1483 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,984 - Dude, give me the honors. 1484 01:14:54,984 --> 01:14:56,997 - Dude, you wanna toke yourself? 1485 01:14:56,997 --> 01:14:59,914 - If you want something done right. 1486 01:15:00,919 --> 01:15:03,086 That's right, light it up. 1487 01:15:04,428 --> 01:15:05,511 Lean on over. 1488 01:15:10,419 --> 01:15:12,669 (groaning) 1489 01:15:13,896 --> 01:15:16,646 Give me a doobie, doobie, doobie. 1490 01:15:17,662 --> 01:15:19,412 - Take your medicine. 1491 01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:22,029 - [Brett] Suck Bach. 1492 01:15:22,029 --> 01:15:23,943 With any luck. 1493 01:15:23,943 --> 01:15:27,026 (mechanical pulsing) 1494 01:15:30,370 --> 01:15:33,197 (coughing) 1495 01:15:33,197 --> 01:15:35,947 (dramatic tones) 1496 01:15:47,015 --> 01:15:48,098 - No, no, no! 1497 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,717 (electric pulsing) 1498 01:15:55,374 --> 01:15:57,707 (explosion) 1499 01:16:01,444 --> 01:16:03,944 - That could have gone better. 1500 01:16:07,695 --> 01:16:10,612 (electric pulsing) 1501 01:16:11,796 --> 01:16:14,697 (explosion) 1502 01:16:14,697 --> 01:16:17,030 (screaming) 1503 01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:23,434 - [Bachman] Some pussy landed in my face. 1504 01:16:23,434 --> 01:16:24,749 - Praise the Lord. 1505 01:16:24,749 --> 01:16:26,932 - Well, looks like you did it again, 1506 01:16:26,932 --> 01:16:29,233 you stupid mother fuckers. 1507 01:16:29,233 --> 01:16:30,233 - We did it. 1508 01:16:31,156 --> 01:16:35,323 - Once again, I gotta thank what's in the good book. 1509 01:16:37,297 --> 01:16:40,297 (psychedelic tones) 1510 01:16:45,724 --> 01:16:47,891 - Dude, I needed that shower. 1511 01:16:47,891 --> 01:16:50,697 My clothes got pretty jizzy. 1512 01:16:50,697 --> 01:16:52,332 - Well I for one could go the rest of my life 1513 01:16:52,332 --> 01:16:54,431 without another alien invasion. 1514 01:16:54,431 --> 01:16:57,092 - The one spot I gotta agree with you. 1515 01:16:57,092 --> 01:16:58,925 - We might not have any choice, dudes. 1516 01:16:58,925 --> 01:17:01,063 Those Area 51 aliens are gonna get out, 1517 01:17:01,063 --> 01:17:04,230 no joke, and they are gonna be pissed. 1518 01:17:05,442 --> 01:17:06,599 - I think that conspiracy theory 1519 01:17:06,599 --> 01:17:10,070 has run its particular course, Larnell. 1520 01:17:10,070 --> 01:17:11,720 - Not at all, Al. 1521 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,543 How do you think you'd feel if you'd been force fed 1522 01:17:13,543 --> 01:17:15,873 malt balls for the past 60 years? 1523 01:17:15,873 --> 01:17:17,910 - Fat asses won't be able to get out of their own way, 1524 01:17:17,910 --> 01:17:20,494 let alone be any threat to us. 1525 01:17:20,494 --> 01:17:22,028 - Amen to that, brothers. 1526 01:17:22,028 --> 01:17:25,410 (video game dinging) 1527 01:17:25,410 --> 01:17:27,439 - Shit, it's Luann. 1528 01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:28,834 - What about the restraining order? 1529 01:17:28,834 --> 01:17:30,051 - Think she cares about that? 1530 01:17:30,051 --> 01:17:31,367 Chick's obsessed. 1531 01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:34,450 (video game beeping) 1532 01:17:39,312 --> 01:17:42,312 - These are for you, my sexy flower. 1533 01:17:46,278 --> 01:17:48,254 (farting) 1534 01:17:48,254 --> 01:17:51,337 - Sorry, I got angry ass again today. 1535 01:17:52,977 --> 01:17:54,546 (sniffing) 1536 01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:57,546 (soft upbeat music) 1537 01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:00,439 - I want you now. 1538 01:18:01,296 --> 01:18:02,610 Stud. 1539 01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:05,110 (reggae beat) 1540 01:18:11,702 --> 01:18:12,711 - What? 1541 01:18:12,711 --> 01:18:15,294 It's been a bit of a dry spell. 1542 01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:20,411 - Get 'em, champ. 1543 01:18:23,515 --> 01:18:25,259 Hey, at least he has somebody. 1544 01:18:25,259 --> 01:18:27,437 Wish I could run into Velicity again. 1545 01:18:27,437 --> 01:18:28,465 - You ought to look her up when 1546 01:18:28,465 --> 01:18:32,215 you're in the neighborhood, of South America. 1547 01:18:33,907 --> 01:18:37,718 - [Bachman] You guys smell something? 1548 01:18:37,718 --> 01:18:39,635 - Somebody order pizza? 1549 01:18:42,358 --> 01:18:43,275 - Velicity? 1550 01:18:45,145 --> 01:18:46,571 What are you doing here? 1551 01:18:46,571 --> 01:18:48,137 - Oh, would you rather I go? 1552 01:18:48,137 --> 01:18:49,533 - Fuck no. 1553 01:18:49,533 --> 01:18:51,859 I mean, of course not. 1554 01:18:51,859 --> 01:18:53,893 - Well don't just stand there like an idiot. 1555 01:18:53,893 --> 01:18:56,476 (upbeat music) 1556 01:19:02,908 --> 01:19:05,032 - Man, I have missed you a ton. 1557 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:07,926 Been dating the five sisters on Palm Street every night. 1558 01:19:07,926 --> 01:19:08,759 (laughing) 1559 01:19:08,759 --> 01:19:10,365 But seriously, what are you doing here? 1560 01:19:10,365 --> 01:19:13,542 - Well, when your grandfather disappeared in South America, 1561 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,396 so did my pay checks. 1562 01:19:15,396 --> 01:19:16,616 He was paying me after all, 1563 01:19:16,616 --> 01:19:20,491 so I decided I could use a change of scenery. 1564 01:19:20,491 --> 01:19:24,971 So I left one jungle for another, and here I am. 1565 01:19:24,971 --> 01:19:26,339 - That's great. 1566 01:19:26,339 --> 01:19:28,389 How long you plan on staying? 1567 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,639 - Well, that sorta depends. 1568 01:19:31,912 --> 01:19:33,853 - Depends on what? 1569 01:19:33,853 --> 01:19:36,436 (upbeat music) 1570 01:19:40,831 --> 01:19:43,471 I imagine you're gonna be staying for quite a while, then. 1571 01:19:43,471 --> 01:19:46,054 (upbeat music) 1572 01:19:57,153 --> 01:19:58,986 - Brett, what's wrong? 1573 01:20:00,889 --> 01:20:02,722 I am so ready for you. 1574 01:20:05,456 --> 01:20:07,421 - I'm not sure I can do this anymore. 1575 01:20:07,421 --> 01:20:10,088 - What do you mean, snuggle bug? 1576 01:20:12,902 --> 01:20:16,985 - Well, you made me feel bad about myself before. 1577 01:20:18,321 --> 01:20:21,393 I thought you like me for who I am. 1578 01:20:21,393 --> 01:20:22,226 - Oh. 1579 01:20:23,683 --> 01:20:26,850 I love you for who you are, hot stuff. 1580 01:20:28,631 --> 01:20:29,881 You are so hot. 1581 01:20:31,556 --> 01:20:32,389 Stuff. 1582 01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:36,487 - That's just the point. 1583 01:20:36,487 --> 01:20:39,040 You know, I like who I am now too. 1584 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:43,210 But you were repulsed by me when I was a little bigger. 1585 01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:46,533 I'm still the same guy on the inside. 1586 01:20:46,533 --> 01:20:50,450 - Oh you are so cute with your little emotions. 1587 01:20:52,775 --> 01:20:55,858 Oh, those days are gone, right hunky? 1588 01:20:58,003 --> 01:21:00,014 And this is now. 1589 01:21:00,014 --> 01:21:01,847 And I want you so bad. 1590 01:21:03,881 --> 01:21:06,464 (upbeat music) 1591 01:21:08,162 --> 01:21:11,092 - I guess you're right, I'm just being silly. 1592 01:21:11,092 --> 01:21:12,509 - Of course I am. 1593 01:21:14,576 --> 01:21:16,326 So show me the goods, 1594 01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:18,575 beef cake. 1595 01:21:20,039 --> 01:21:21,539 - It's a pleasure. 1596 01:21:24,628 --> 01:21:26,961 (screaming) 1597 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:30,750 (horror music) 1598 01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:34,495 - What's wrong, baby cakes? 1599 01:21:34,495 --> 01:21:36,212 - What about grandpa? 1600 01:21:36,212 --> 01:21:38,915 - Gramps, we forgot him. 1601 01:21:38,915 --> 01:21:41,415 (eerie music) 1602 01:21:46,664 --> 01:21:49,331 (playful music) 1603 01:21:53,637 --> 01:21:56,826 - There we have it, Nurse Hookah. 1604 01:21:56,826 --> 01:21:57,909 Gaze upon it. 1605 01:22:00,574 --> 01:22:01,491 What is it? 1606 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:03,835 It's very simple. 1607 01:22:06,091 --> 01:22:06,924 Destiny! 1608 01:22:08,271 --> 01:22:10,508 (laughing) 1609 01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:13,341 (uplifting music) 1610 01:22:21,939 --> 01:22:24,446 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1611 01:22:24,446 --> 01:22:28,571 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1612 01:22:28,571 --> 01:22:32,071 ♫ I can feel it in my DNA 1613 01:22:35,269 --> 01:22:38,001 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1614 01:22:38,001 --> 01:22:42,350 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1615 01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:46,145 ♫ And I think he gave up halfway 1616 01:22:46,145 --> 01:22:48,645 (reggae beat) 1617 01:23:02,037 --> 01:23:04,965 ♫ Boy I was complete as I understand 1618 01:23:04,965 --> 01:23:08,353 ♫ God was making a mess of the man he planned 1619 01:23:08,353 --> 01:23:09,576 ♫ In the face of defeat, 1620 01:23:09,576 --> 01:23:11,594 ♫ He smoked a helping hand 1621 01:23:11,594 --> 01:23:15,188 ♫ And said I'll just put him in a reggae band 1622 01:23:15,188 --> 01:23:18,240 ♫ I feel it in the beat when I'm on the stand 1623 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,608 ♫ Feel it in my feet when I'm on the sand 1624 01:23:21,608 --> 01:23:24,784 ♫ I see it in the sunsets that might expand 1625 01:23:24,784 --> 01:23:28,287 ♫ Into your mind so you'll understand 1626 01:23:28,287 --> 01:23:31,290 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1627 01:23:31,290 --> 01:23:35,581 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1628 01:23:35,581 --> 01:23:39,081 ♫ I can feel it in my DNA 1629 01:23:42,144 --> 01:23:44,680 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1630 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:48,977 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1631 01:23:48,977 --> 01:23:51,996 ♫ And I think he gave up halfway 1632 01:23:51,996 --> 01:23:54,496 (reggae beat) 1633 01:24:08,687 --> 01:24:11,476 ♫ Back in Catholic school till my memory 1634 01:24:11,476 --> 01:24:14,800 ♫ It made me a feel a fool through humility 1635 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,231 ♫ It said that God's available consistently 1636 01:24:18,231 --> 01:24:21,838 ♫ Except for the one time you dropped that seed 1637 01:24:21,838 --> 01:24:24,963 ♫ I hear that God's in you and me and all we see 1638 01:24:24,963 --> 01:24:28,323 ♫ Assuming all the actions of my own body 1639 01:24:28,323 --> 01:24:31,605 ♫ If that's the way it is then you must agree, 1640 01:24:31,605 --> 01:24:35,251 ♫ Every time we rock the ganj so does he 1641 01:24:35,251 --> 01:24:38,011 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1642 01:24:38,011 --> 01:24:42,298 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1643 01:24:42,298 --> 01:24:45,798 ♫ I can feel it in my DNA 1644 01:24:48,723 --> 01:24:51,350 ♫ I think God smokes weed 1645 01:24:51,350 --> 01:24:55,484 ♫ And he was high when he made me 1646 01:24:55,484 --> 01:24:58,942 ♫ And I think he gave up halfway ♫ 1647 01:24:58,942 --> 01:25:01,442 (reggae beat)